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03 Apr 2016, 7:44 pm

If you are a sensitive SJW, do not view any of the Star Wars movies. They are full of Bad Things:


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03 Apr 2016, 7:50 pm

As I am going to try to be a Jedi
at least on Saturday at the Steel City Con
in Pittsburgh in about two weeks,
I will avoid temptation
and not watch the video.

Okay, I know Yoda said "Do, or do not ... there is no try."
But when I look at myself in the mirror wearing my Jedi outfit,
I smile ...
and my smile tends to be a bit too mischievous for a Jedi, methinks ...

... so tell me, what am I missing out on
by not watching the video? :)

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DISCLAIMER: I see this is posted in the Politics, Philosophy, and Religion section. Please note that I do not actually follow the Jedi religion, but am simply going to attempt some fictional cosplay as a mere Star Wars fan.

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03 Apr 2016, 7:59 pm

Spoken to white Jedi masters: “Mesa your humble servant".

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03 Apr 2016, 8:03 pm

OMG this thread is going to put me on the floor :lol:



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03 Apr 2016, 8:17 pm

the_phoenix wrote:
Please note that I do not actually follow the Jedi religion, but am simply going to attempt some fictional cosplay as a mere Star Wars fan....


In other words, you are going to engage in a pattern of aggressive cultural appropriation designed to demean the religious practices of a galactic minority, and you're going to hegemonically designate it as "play," further demonstrating your neocolonialist imperialist Weltanschauung.

Typical Trump voter.


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03 Apr 2016, 8:25 pm

Darmok wrote:
the_phoenix wrote:
Please note that I do not actually follow the Jedi religion, but am simply going to attempt some fictional cosplay as a mere Star Wars fan....


In other words, you are going to engage in a pattern of aggressive cultural appropriation designed to demean the religious practices of a galactic minority, and you're going to hegemonically designate it as "play," further demonstrating your neocolonialist imperialist Weltanschauung.

Typical Trump voter.


Actually, I'm a typical Q.
That's how I normally appear at conventions.
But this time, I feel like playing in the Star Wars universe ...
I suppose that means I've gone to the Dark Side.

Now tell me what's in that video ...
It's been over a half hour
and I'm dying of suspense!
(Figuratively of course.)

DISCLAIMER: Caution - Q at play. 8)

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04 Apr 2016, 2:18 am

In those movies they shoot each other instead of giving group hugs. Ban them!! !! !


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04 Apr 2016, 8:37 am

Vader's white after he takes off the mask.

So what made you think he was black after seeing his son already? Is that really what anyone would be thinking about watching that scene? But that's SJWs for you. Everything is looked at through that lens. What a pitiful existence.

On a lighter note, this makes me wonder what the reaction would be like if someone made something where all the baddies were black and all the goodies were white and if anyone happened to switch sides their skin immediately changed colour. Someone make it! Let's start a kickstarter! :lol:



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04 Apr 2016, 3:25 pm

ASPartOfMe wrote:
In those movies they shoot each other instead of giving group hugs. Ban them!! ! ! !


Violence! Patriarchy! Cisheteronormativity! Wookies! Ban Star Wars!
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04 Apr 2016, 7:38 pm

1) I peeked ... * gasp! *

2) I just discovered that SJW means "Social Justice Warrior" ... Here I thought it meant "Sensitive Jedi Warrior" ... :)

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04 Apr 2016, 8:14 pm

Yep....the Social Justice Warriors.

Who see offense in every nook and cranny.



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04 Apr 2016, 8:28 pm

It seems everything is going to need a god damned trigger warning in the future for the perpetually offended.

I don't get how the western world is regressing instead of progressing into the future and focusing on more important matters than a persons hairstyle.