However (like Aspie Utah said) you're not first person to seek to edit the Bible.
What Thomas Jefferson did was to perform some 18th Century style low tech "word processing" on the New Testament (with razor, and glue) to remove all miracles, and other supernatural occurances from the life of Jesus. Jefferson concluded that the resulting narrative still worked as a story, with inspiring teachings about morality.
My favorite instance of would-be editing of the Bible was by a certain fervent turn-of-the-20th-Century German-American Methodist minister in rural Kansas who also happened to be the father of my Grandfather. Even my strictly religious grandparents described him as "such a fright" because his religious fervor.
While reading the Bible one day he suddenly got angry, stood up, and then physically tore the entire Book of Ecclesiastes out of the binding of the KGV, and threw the pages on the floor! He had decided that Ecclesiastes just didnt belong in the Bible, and that he was sick of seeing it in there.
Mom pointed out to me that "in all fairness centuries of scholars havent figured out exactly why Ecclesiastes is in the Bible either. It's a bit of non sequitar".
But the lyrics of one of the best songs by Sixties folk-rock band the Byrds, "There is a Season [turn, turn]" is lifted almost verbatim from Ecclesiastes.