TAFKASH wrote:
Let's face it, your next president will always be (yet another) white, male, middle-class, vacuous empty suit, manipulated from the shadows by powerful and sinister dark forces - at least until you get something that remotely resembles a democratic political system in place over there, anyway......
As a future old, white, upper class establishment type male, I'd like to say the stereotypes about us are all wrong. Sure, it may be true that we rich people control the economy through our hold on wealth and our positions in America's corporations, but it's a tough life. Sometimes being chauffeured to and fro, jetting off to some exotic land, and holding soirées at our mansions gets, well, boring. That's why we rich people have a game we like to play, and guess what: You people get to be the pieces in our game! When you lose a job because of the vascillations in the economy we create, we suffer with you: During the last recession, I had to forego one of my bimonthly trips to the Swiss Alps!
How did you like that popularity contest we had in November? Yeah, yeah, it was a "real" political campaign about "real" issues. Please, our talking heads threw you turbid masses a few bones and you fought over them for months! Karl Rove played the gay marriage issue like a fine fiddle, and the hicks sang along with God's name on their naive lips!
But don't worry, my fellow Americans. Your democracy is in good hands with the people who rightfully ought to be governing. Now where did my crème brûlée go?