COVFEFE ... the Secret Revealed

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01 Jun 2017, 10:16 am

Sounds like someone who just woke up in the morning and asked for "coffee" before putting his teeth in for the day...

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01 Jun 2017, 10:42 am

Hillary Clinton gets in on the 'covfefe' joke

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01 Jun 2017, 10:56 am

envirozentinel wrote:

Sounds like someone who just woke up in the morning and asked for "coffee" before putting his teeth in for the day...

Lol I can't start the day without covfefe.I use a covfefe press.

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01 Jun 2017, 11:05 am

Misslizard wrote:

envirozentinel wrote:

Sounds like someone who just woke up in the morning and asked for "coffee" before putting his teeth in for the day...

Lol I can't start the day without covfefe. I use a covfefe press.

Don't start down that path to destruction!

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01 Jun 2017, 11:13 am

Darmok wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

envirozentinel wrote:

Sounds like someone who just woke up in the morning and asked for "coffee" before putting his teeth in for the day...

Lol I can't start the day without covfefe. I use a covfefe press.

Don't start down that path to destruction!

He got hold of some bad covfefe.I go thru three pounds of it a month with no ill effects.But I do buy high grade stuff.Columbian cartel covfefe.Juan Valdez picks it all by hand.Then it crosses the border on the backs of illegals.

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01 Jun 2017, 11:42 am

Wow, three pounds a month? How many cuppas a day does that equate to?

Yup I think that guy got some kind of imitation coffee. Probably 90% chicory...

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01 Jun 2017, 12:42 pm

The executive order at last!

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01 Jun 2017, 12:46 pm

Code for Order 66.

Sith Lord revealed at last... :skull:

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01 Jun 2017, 12:52 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

Code for Order 66.

Sith Lord revealed at last... :skull:

But is he the Master or the Apprentice? Always two there are, no more, no less.

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01 Jun 2017, 12:56 pm

Did he pick an Apprentice from his show perhaps?

Or is the Apprentice one of his select circle around the Offal Office? :chin:

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01 Jun 2017, 1:30 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

Wow, three pounds a month? How many cuppas a day does that equate to?

Yup I think that guy got some kind of imitation coffee. Probably 90% chicory...

Not sure,I use a giant mug.I use about 1/4 a cup in the press and drink maybe two presses a day.I like my covfefe strong enough to melt a spoon.I'll use less now that it's getting warm outside,too hot to drink covfefe after noon.I drink a lot when it's cold,keeps me from going torpid in the winter.
Yeah,he looks like a typical chicory head.

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01 Jun 2017, 5:09 pm

I knew it!

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02 Jun 2017, 5:07 pm

Covfefe!

Say it LOUD...

and there's music playing...

Say it softly

and it feels like praying.

I'll never

grow tired

of saying..

Covfefe....

the most beautiful sound Ive ever heard...

Covfefe...