Atheists & Fake News Cause Failure of Noah's Ark Theme Park

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24 Jun 2017, 10:49 am

The Noah's Ark Theme Park actually failed because the whole Noah's Ark story is ridiculous and downright idiotic.

Am I supposed to believe that an old Middle Eastern man went to Australia in order to rescue the kangaroos? Don't make me laugh. That's a fairy tale.


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24 Jun 2017, 11:38 am

Kinda sad.

Appalachian communities have to choose between Australian entrepreneurs starting goofy theme parks, and con artist presidential candidates promising to revive the coal mining industry by allowing air pollution- to keep their communities alive.

Also kinda ironic. The choice is between mining a fossil fuel, and building theme parks devoted to denying the belief in fossils! Lol!



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24 Jun 2017, 12:03 pm

Maybe the problem is that Ken Ham just didn't have enough faith, and didn't pray loud enough.

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