Consider, if you will, the first penis in existence...

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Premise: All biological life, after initial instigation, is the result the evolutionary process...
Context: Humour

So...
When did the first penis come into existence?
And what good would it have been?
Without a sexual counterpart, it would have simply been an organ of unadulterated self indulgent pleasure...
On reflection, that would have been my definition of nirvana...
I think the evolutionary process should have stopped at this point...

The penis evolved slowly, gaining the abundance of nerve endings associated with sexual pleasure only long after it had gained reproductive functions. The vagina also pre-dates the penis.

Comparative anatomy.

Consider also:
The benefits of self-aware-less-ness...

Floating in primordial fluids/soup...
Without environmental concerns...
Not being accosted by interpersonal angst...
Unaware of the peditorial intentions of a microbe sidling up to you...
Not a care in the world...
Totally infused/permeated with the sensuousness of masterbatory bliss...
Is this not the quintessential definition of individualistic meaning-full-ness or what!

And this whole time I thought your WP name was pronounced "pep-pay".......

I think I'll go masturbate, now.

Psst!
Will that be a micro-orgasm-ism?
BTW, keep an eye out for microorganisms sizing you up while you are distracted, though...

which came first- the chicken or the chicken egg?

With or without a penis?

To question is to stupid to work even as a joke.

Obviously the penis evolved for reproduction, and later became repurposed for the use of solo self gratification. Your scenario, in which it happened the other way around, couldn't have happened.

You have a history of being disruptive in my threads...
If you have a problem with my posts, may I suggest you don't read them...

You manage to both object to a sentence I wrote, AND to quote that same sentence, without ever actually reading the sentence!

I said that your OP is " too stupid to work EVEN AS A JOKE."

So obviously I got it that it was supposed to be a joke. That was my very point. The humor doesn't work.

So... I implied that you should go back to the workshop and redo your idea, and try to up your game a little.

Is that a crime?

You seem to have difficulty understanding my position...
I won't say that I think you are a rather obtuse individual...

I have no interest in what you have to say...<shrug>
You are usually a negative disruptive influence in my threads...

And I will never respond to another one of your posts...
You are dead to me...
And I will erase all memory of having dialogue with you in the past...
I will move off planet...
Out of the universe...
And find my way into an alternate dimension so I won't have to deal with the likes of you any longer, you hurtful, hurtful person... <boo hoo hoo>

Would you like to take your "Mickey" back?...

Now THIS post... IS rather funny!

It's SO over the top, and so melodramatic that it works as humor.

I'm still not responding to you...<turn head away> <look the other way>

it might be a mushroom idea

How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.