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01 Mar 2019, 8:06 am

How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.



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01 Mar 2019, 11:25 am

Just A Quickie Note Regarding the
OverAll ToPiC THere Is Lasting
Nirvana And Bliss Ascending
And Transcending
All Forms
of Instant
Gratification Big Bangs;
Other Than That/This Have a Nice
Day AS Dance/Song Gets me THeRE Keeps Me THeRE NoW.
(Heaven; Meanwhile; As God to Some Folks; Is Still JusT A PeNiS)

Moral of 'The' Story: Either We Ascend And
Transcend the Beginning or Stay at the End of The Beginning.


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01 Mar 2019, 5:34 pm

traven wrote:
it might be a mushroom idea


How so?
Because a phallus looks like a mushroom? :scratch:
Because it is infused with nourishing substances? 8O

NewTime wrote:
How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.


Porn...
He watched porn... :mrgreen:


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01 Mar 2019, 5:52 pm

aghogday wrote:
Just A Quickie Note Regarding the
OverAll ToPiC THere Is Lasting
Nirvana And Bliss Ascending
And Transcending
All Forms
of Instant
Gratification Big Bangs;
Other Than That/This Have a Nice
Day AS Dance/Song Gets me THeRE Keeps Me THeRE NoW.
(Heaven; Meanwhile; As God to Some Folks; Is Still JusT A PeNiS)

Moral of 'The' Story: Either We Ascend And
Transcend the Beginning or Stay at the End of The Beginning.


This was more the social commentary I was aiming for...

As with the concept of heaven and everlasting blissful happiness, I really don't see the point...
To what end? :scratch:


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"Honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue man can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others."
Truth may be inconvenient but it is never politically incorrect...The Oracle of Truth has spoken...8) I'm a rationalist...Deal with it...:mrgreen:


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01 Mar 2019, 6:05 pm

Pepe wrote:
aghogday wrote:
Just A Quickie Note Regarding the
OverAll ToPiC THere Is Lasting
Nirvana And Bliss Ascending
And Transcending
All Forms
of Instant
Gratification Big Bangs;
Other Than That/This Have a Nice
Day AS Dance/Song Gets me THeRE Keeps Me THeRE NoW.
(Heaven; Meanwhile; As God to Some Folks; Is Still JusT A PeNiS)

Moral of 'The' Story: Either We Ascend And
Transcend the Beginning or Stay at the End of The Beginning.


This was more the social commentary I was aiming for...

As with the concept of heaven and everlasting blissful happiness, I really don't see the point...
To what end? :scratch:


To the end of ...having everlasting blissful happiness! Of course!



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01 Mar 2019, 6:09 pm

NewTime wrote:
How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.


Most men still are. (Sorry, guys).



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01 Mar 2019, 6:15 pm

Pepe wrote:
traven wrote:
it might be a mushroom idea


How so?
Because a phallus looks like a mushroom? :scratch:
Because it is infused with nourishing substances? 8O

NewTime wrote:
.


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She just wants to meet a fungi!



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01 Mar 2019, 7:08 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
NewTime wrote:
How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.


Most men still are. (Sorry, guys).

:lmao:
I must admit, I had a bit of a flashback to my first frisky encounters when I read NewTime's comment! :oops:


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01 Mar 2019, 7:14 pm

Trogluddite wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
NewTime wrote:
How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.


Most men still are. (Sorry, guys).

:lmao:
I must admit, I had a bit of a flashback to my first frisky encounters when I read NewTime's comment! :oops:


NewTime's comment would dovetail nicely with the "I like Dominant Females" thread ... 8O :cry: 8O.

There seems to be a lot of men wanting women to do all the work, because they're clueless otherwise.



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01 Mar 2019, 8:24 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Trogluddite wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
NewTime wrote:
How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.


Most men still are. (Sorry, guys).

:lmao:
I must admit, I had a bit of a flashback to my first frisky encounters when I read NewTime's comment! :oops:


NewTime's comment would dovetail nicely with the "I like Dominant Females" thread ... 8O :cry: 8O.

There seems to be a lot of men wanting women to do all the work, because they're clueless otherwise.


It has to be said that one man's idea of work is another man's idea of bliss. 8) :D


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02 Mar 2019, 9:03 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
NewTime wrote:
How did the first organisms with penises know to stick them in vaginas? What taught them to do this? It seems like the first organisms with penises would be clueless about what they're supposed to do with them.


Most men still are. (Sorry, guys).


:mrgreen:


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"Honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue man can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others."
Truth may be inconvenient but it is never politically incorrect...The Oracle of Truth has spoken...8) I'm a rationalist...Deal with it...:mrgreen:


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02 Mar 2019, 10:30 am

Pepe wrote:
aghogday wrote:
Just A Quickie Note Regarding the
OverAll ToPiC THere Is Lasting
Nirvana And Bliss Ascending
And Transcending
All Forms
of Instant
Gratification Big Bangs;
Other Than That/This Have a Nice
Day AS Dance/Song Gets me THeRE Keeps Me THeRE NoW.
(Heaven; Meanwhile; As God to Some Folks; Is Still JusT A PeNiS)

Moral of 'The' Story: Either We Ascend And
Transcend the Beginning or Stay at the End of The Beginning.


This was more the social commentary I was aiming for...

As with the concept of heaven and everlasting blissful happiness, I really don't see the point...
To what end? :scratch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw

Smiles Pepe, First of all, Thanks for the Reciprocal Social Communication to my
Response for Your Thread Here on the 'Wrong Planet'; It used to Be that Reciprocal Social
Communication was only Rare Here; but now it seems to be Spreading a Bit more around the Globe; Where Communication is replaced by Less than 280 Characters; Perhaps even Just one Word on one Full Day of Human Reciprocal Social Communication or Less (none).

Honestly, i Feel Like the Least Autistic Person i Know Many Days of my Life; except for Longest Monologues and 'Special Interests' that go on and on Practically Forever now. Anyway, back to topic, there are Two Ways of Using 'A Tool'; one way is Fast Food Sex (Porn And or Usually One Night Stand Hook-up Sex); and the Other Way is an Elegant Dinner at a Restaurant That Lasts 3 Hours Served in a Tantric-Like way; Yes, a Full 11 Course Meal in Metaphor for Overall Foreplay Now Never Ending Fun in the Hours that Last; And True, this may Even Be Done Solo Too, in Methods of Overall Meditative Stuff too.

But true, There is a Third Kind of Sex that Involves no Tool at all; and that is the Everlasting Eternal Now of Bliss and Nirvana that means the Big Blow Out of Exhale; No Worries, No Anxiety; Just the River of Flow that Leads to the Eternal Now Loving Everything About Life All in one Moment of Eternity; True, of course, Neurohormonally and Neurochemically Fueled; but Let's not get too Caught up in Materialist Reductionist Parts of it; when You Feel and Sense You are one With
Everything Eternally now; Ocean Whole Never Separate, Home; Just Home Again All. Science Already Shows We are made of Star Stuff; So, Really, it should not Be that much of a Surprise that We are Literally the Universe; And can and will Care So Deeply About Overall existence as the Universe Standing Tall now on Two Feet with Two Hands to make Abstract Constructs Associated With how we Feel to Share such a Beautiful Experience; with those who have any Shimmer
of this Beyond Multi-Colored Light Within, Inside, Outside, Above, So Below And All Around Expressing it Now.

Now, Back to Material Reductionism; And Stuff that we can Empirically Measure. Science Shows that in this State of Flow; this Nirvana; this Bliss that the Entire Brain is more Lit up and from Head to Toe too; as Remember the Nervous System and all the Neurohormones and Neurochemicals Do Go that Low too as Above so Below; and Science Does call this Flow the State of Transient Hypo-Frontality; This Bliss; This Nirvana; Where Measures of Creativity Increase 400 to 500 Percent as Measured. It is the Difference also; when You Do Moving Meditation to Attain this State of Fearless River Flow as Trust me i can Prove it; the Women Really Love it; and it is the Difference Between a Potential Now of No Selfies With Beautiful Women and Over Two Thousand Documented as such; as i have done over Close to 5 Years at the Dance Hall to Prove it works.

Honestly; i'm almost 59 Years Old; i can't be that Good Looking Can I; Hehe. And True in this State of Flow; this Nirvana; this Bliss this Eternal Now, i increased an Empirical Measure of Leg Strength, Leg Pressing from 500 LBS to 1520 LBS in the Span of Dancing Now Close to 5 Years in the Flow of Dancing with all those Beautiful Women in Nirvana too. Yes; my friend, this is making Love to the Universe so much Bigger than an Elegant Dinner of Sex; or Fast Food Sex that Lasts Less than 10 Minutes; and or is almost all Derived from Screen Play; hehe.

The Tool Never Gets Tired for it is Not even Required when You Makes Love to the UniVerse in the Eternal Now.

Folks who Get Really Great at it like me with 6.6 Million Words of Meditative Poetry and 10,828 Miles of Meditative Public Free Verse Dance too in 66 Months; Achieve a State of What Science Calls an Autotelic State of Being where through the Bio-Feed Back of all that Meditation in Stream of Consciousness Writing and Free Verse Public Dance that i can just Raise my Arm up Slowly; and through this Relative Free Will, Generate Beyond Rainbow Colors of Multi-Colored Bliss; in other Words, Bliss and Nirvana Have Even More Colors in the Eternal Now that Extend the Eternal Now even Longer; but True i could not Fully Put this even into Even 6.6 Million Words to Do Full Justice to the Experience that does Lead to Empirical Greater Results in both Creativity and Productivity too.

Hehe; and Besides; it's against the Rules Here i understand; so, i will cut it short here as i've always Done my Best to Give Caesar all the Coins Caesar 'Thinks' he and or Her Needs from me; Per, when in Rome Wear 'their' clothes and Strip them off as Fast as Possible after the Visit'; not too get to Filthy from the Shallows of Life as such with smiles..;)

Smiles, my Friend; i Don't Mind Visiting McDonald's, either; but Hell no; no one Night Stands for me; i'm Higher BRow Ocean WHole; in other Words, i Always Come Back Now..;)


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02 Mar 2019, 11:01 am

aghogday, I try to read your posts but I can't because of the excessive use of capital / upper case letters. :(



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02 Mar 2019, 11:06 am

I see the point.

Love and sex and friendship is the point.

A penis is not just a penis in one who knows how to multitask with his penis.



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02 Mar 2019, 11:18 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
I see the point.

Love and sex and friendship is the point.

A penis is not just a penis in one who knows how to multitask with his penis.


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