magz wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
8O I was raised to believe that I had to be very careful not to summon demons, like being cautious when buying used furniture.
Beware of the haunted sofa!
The problem with demon possessed sofas is that demons get bored just hanging out in them after awhile. After buying a sofa off of someone playing with a ouija board, having a seance, or doing something else weird, the next thing you know lights will be flickering, doors will be slamming, voices will be moaning - that sort of stuff.
Demons are primarily interested in flickering lights and the noise of stuff banging against windows, though. One would almost think that such phenomena was the result of windy/stormy weather...
Nah! Better burn the couch!
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