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28 Jun 2020, 4:08 pm

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Trump. Because I can feed him on two macdonalds cheeseburgers, and then, he'd leave on his own to get a third one.

Putin would probably just sit there until I got him some caviar and vodka, and I really don't want to waste money on this all.

True, Trump would be a cheap date.

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28 Jun 2020, 7:51 pm

Both. Why waste poisoned steak and ketchup on one tyrant? If Vlad complains, blame it on Donnie T and watch the drama intently.

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28 Jun 2020, 8:08 pm

Taste varies from person to person. Not that I'd know of course.

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28 Jun 2020, 11:22 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Who would you choose?
Vlad is scary but he likes dogs.So I’d have him over for beans and cornbread.Hopefully he wouldn’t poison me afterwards.

It depends on what they are serving.
I'll pass on the radioactive tea,
But I might feel inclined to have a nice warm mug of fish-tank cleaner. :mrgreen:

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28 Jun 2020, 11:25 pm

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Misslizard wrote:

Who would you choose?
Vlad is scary but he likes dogs.So I’d have him over for beans and cornbread.Hopefully he wouldn’t poison me afterwards.

Putin.
It would be an awkward, tense silence and hostility concealed under superficially good manners - but I prefere that to being noisy.

So the venue wouldn't be the PPR forum. :mrgreen:

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29 Jun 2020, 1:45 pm

Lots of fun posts in this one! :lol:

I'm undecided. I don't want anything too leathery, but I don't want it too fatty either... Roast them both and compare? :mrgreen:

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29 Jun 2020, 1:49 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Who would you choose?
Vlad is scary but he likes dogs.So I’d have him over for beans and cornbread.Hopefully he wouldn’t poison me afterwards.

Well, if I don't get to eat any of them, I too would go for the one who likes dogs. I'd also make sure to invite a lot of dogs so I actually could enjoy good company as well!
And in the hopes of him not poisoning me! No ricin please, Vlad!

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29 Jun 2020, 2:05 pm

Skilpadde wrote:

Lots of fun posts in this one! :lol:

I'm undecided. I don't want anything too leathery, but I don't want it too fatty either... Roast them both and compare? :mrgreen:

Don't you know that Russians frequently bathe in vodka, which helps to minimize the tough leathery texture of their flesh?

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29 Jun 2020, 2:33 pm

They like to shower in it, hold your mouth open when you want a shot.

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29 Jun 2020, 3:50 pm

To go with Trump you would need to find a good orange wine.

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29 Jun 2020, 3:54 pm

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To go with Trump you would need to find a good orange wine.

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29 Jun 2020, 4:02 pm

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Taste varies from person to person. Not that I'd know of course.

<groan>

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29 Jun 2020, 4:02 pm

Surely you’d have Coke with Trump?
Original recipe with psychoactive compounds to give the full ego experience.

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29 Jun 2020, 5:21 pm

TRuMP Roast No
Putin Pie Yes
As Throwing Up too...

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30 Jun 2020, 1:37 am

If possible, both. That way their food can be laced with ground up glass and rat poison, giving the rest of the world a break.

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30 Jun 2020, 2:53 am

Ground up glass doesnt work. Pieces small enough to pass unnoticed are too small to do any damage.

...I've heard...

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