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28 Jun 2022, 9:56 am

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The Capitol: looks like a giant boob

The Pentagon: You look me in the eye and tell me it doesn't look like a big anus.


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28 Jun 2022, 10:06 am

Both the Bible and Quran need to be revised to reflect the following views:

1. Homosexuality is not a sin
2. Fornication is not a sin
3. Sodomy (non-procreational sex) is not a sin
4. Hell doesn't exist.
5. Eating pork is not a sin (Quran only)
6. Women can speak and disobey men in church or mosque. (both books, but especially the Quran)


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28 Jun 2022, 10:09 am

7. Women and men are equal in marriage and everywhere else.


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28 Jun 2022, 10:15 am

Tim_Tex wrote:
. . . The Pentagon: You look me in the eye and tell me it doesn't look like a big anus.
How can I look you in the eye when you are busy looking at pentagonal anuses?

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28 Jun 2022, 1:44 pm

Maybe they should've put the Pentagon around the Washington Monument.


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28 Jun 2022, 11:39 pm

The truth is determined by force, not by truth.


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28 Jun 2022, 11:43 pm

When you succeed, there will naturally be scholars to explain the advantages of each of your differences.


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29 Jun 2022, 5:19 pm

I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.


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29 Jun 2022, 6:40 pm

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I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.


What do you think made him better than all the other Presidents we’ve ever had?

I’d probably pick Abraham Lincoln.


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29 Jun 2022, 7:11 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
1. Homosexuality is not a sin
2. Fornication is not a sin
3. Sodomy (non-procreational sex) is not a sin
4. Hell doesn't exist.
5. Eating pork is not a sin (Quran only)
6. Women can speak and disobey men in church or mosque. (both books, but especially the Quran)
1. Agreed. I couldn't care less who copulates with whom.
2. Agreed. I did plenty of fornication myself, and with escorts I paid, to boot.
3. Agreed. I couldn't care less which body parts people copulate with.
4. Hell does exist: we live there during our human lifetimes. The Christian Lake of Fire is a cakewalk in comparison.
5. Leviticus 11:7 (pork being a sin) was repealed by St. Peter; Prophet Mohammed brought it back later in the Quran.
6. The horrible manner most wives treat their husbands today, thanks to feminism enabling it, balances the equation well.
6A. (my addition) LGBT marriages are far more peaceful and convivial than today's straight marriages will ever be.

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I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.
Donald Trump is great. But even so, ANYBODY would be better than Joe Bidinflation and Cacala Harris we have now.


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30 Jun 2022, 1:24 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.

Personally, George Washington is my all time favorite president if I had to pick just one.



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30 Jun 2022, 1:27 am

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I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.

He was such a sweet pea, wasn't he? :lmao:


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30 Jun 2022, 7:55 am

r00tb33r wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.

He was such a sweet pea, wasn't he? :lmao:
I'll take snarky tweets over Bidinflation any day.



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30 Jun 2022, 9:01 am

John Lennon's "Imagine" starts by saying, "Imagine there's no Heaven", and then proceeds to describe what Heaven is like:

• No Hell below us
• Above us only sky
• All the people living for today
• No countries
• Nothing to kill or die for
• No religion
• All the people living life in peace
• No possessions
• No greed or hunger
• A brotherhood of man (I think he meant "mankind" here)
• All the people sharing all the world
• The world as one



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30 Jun 2022, 1:04 pm

Aspie1 wrote:
r00tb33r wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I think that Donald Trump was the best president that America's ever had.

He was such a sweet pea, wasn't he? :lmao:
I'll take snarky tweets over Bidinflation any day.

Our preference doesn't prohibit humor. :wink:


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03 Jul 2022, 10:16 am

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Cover your eyes, if you like. It will serve no purpose.

You might expect to be able to crush them in your hand, into wolf-bone fragments.
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