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10 Sep 2008, 10:32 am

Well since last May I took a good look at the Bible my disciples follow, and I've decided it's not my word anymore. I now declare the old and new testaments as a work of Satan and I'm going to write up another one! Hopefully this one can sell even more copies, I was also thinking, should I find someway to have everyone change the name of the New Testament to the Middle Testament and just call my new one the 'New Testament' or should I just come out with my new one as the "New-er Testament"? Decisions decisions.. Maybe I should give up the name Testament and call it something new. Maybe I should make it a video as people don't really like reading much anymore.

What do you guys say? And also if you have any ideas as for what should be different compared to the old release you're more than welcome to spread around some ideas.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:37 am

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You seriously need a life, Jesus.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:47 am

I have got eternal life.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:48 am

In religion, as in more intimate situations, it is not impossible a man can come twice. Give Jesus a chance. Just because he's the son of God doesn't mean he's a square.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:53 am

Sand wrote:

In religion, as in more intimate situations, it is not impossible a man can come twice. Give Jesus a chance. Just because he's the son of God doesn't mean he's a square.

Thank you my son.

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10 Sep 2008, 10:57 am

Sorry, Jesus, I already have a father. But if you could work a miracle or two, like improving my spaghetti sauce, I might consider being adopted.

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10 Sep 2008, 11:05 am

So, who the heck is making these sock puppet accounts?

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10 Sep 2008, 11:09 am

My guess? AG and zorp.

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10 Sep 2008, 11:12 am

slowmutant wrote:

My guess? AG and zorp.

I could spend my time doing more mature things honestly.

EDIT: And who's AG?

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10 Sep 2008, 11:20 am

z0rp wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

My guess? AG and zorp.

I could spend my time doing more mature things honestly.

EDIT: And who's AG?

AG is Awesomelyglorious. I don't think this is him; it's not his style of writing and nearly so clever as AG would be with such a post. I'm not sure I know who zorp is, but it sounds familiar.

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10 Sep 2008, 11:30 am

Click a name on the list below to begin writing a PM to that moderator

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10 Sep 2008, 11:43 am

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Thank you my son.

haha, that made me laugh.

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10 Sep 2008, 11:52 am

Orwell wrote:

z0rp wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

My guess? AG and zorp.

I could spend my time doing more mature things honestly.

EDIT: And who's AG?

AG is Awesomelyglorious. I don't think this is him; it's not his style of writing and nearly so clever as AG would be with such a post. I'm not sure I know who zorp is, but it sounds familiar.

Isn't AG Christian?

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10 Sep 2008, 11:53 am

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Isn't AG Christian?

He is God, so he may claim

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10 Sep 2008, 11:56 am

z0rp wrote:

Isn't AG Christian?

I think he might be, but the OP of this topic is probably not.

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10 Sep 2008, 12:06 pm

This thread raises the question, depending on the belief system I suppose, if Jesus would come to visit, just to visit, will he use the Internet? or maybe puting that in another way, to make it more "believable" if an angel comes, one who is of a high rank in heaven, comes here, will he use the Internet?

This is interesting, because, after all, who will believe a post on the internet to be certain? even posts claiming whatever they claim is doubtful, not to mention this.

Ok, if that example was too much, how about God or an angel speaking to someone through the internet, similar as stated in biblical stories? I think we get back again with the same with any post on the web. Quite interesting I might say.

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