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04 Aug 2021, 8:34 am

"A man claims he is his own Jesus Christ and that his partner is Mary Magdalene.  In 2013 they founded a religious movement in the state of Queensland, Australia that already has more than 25,000 followers.  Per year they collect $500,000.  The protagonists of the sect are Alan John Miller, 52, and Mary Luck, 37.  They both created the movement.  Divine Truth, for which Miller gives courses and travels around the world showing how (according to him) you can have a personal relationship with God (that is, with himself), based on the control of emotions."

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The man obviously has gone troppo, and has a few boomers loose in his top paddock.  He should go on a long walkabout and never come back.


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04 Aug 2021, 12:30 pm

Another Schizophrenic conman.


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04 Aug 2021, 1:06 pm

Big deal. I've met tons of Jesuses (Jesi?). They're just usually from Mexico.


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05 Aug 2021, 5:23 am

Queensland is the Florida of Australia. Just google it, lots of nutjobs concentrated in that state.



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06 Aug 2021, 5:20 pm

Okay, let him prove it. Take him out in a boat, then shove him off and let's see if he can walk on water.


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06 Aug 2021, 5:25 pm

I'd love to meet his dad.



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06 Aug 2021, 5:47 pm

Sounds legit. 8)


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06 Aug 2021, 6:12 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I'd love to meet his dad.



Well...I am sure that he has a regular mortal dad who raised him who may still be alive with whom you could shake hands. But that dad is just the equivalent of Joseph ( as in Mary and Joseph).

That wouldnt be his ..REAL Dad. :lol:



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06 Aug 2021, 6:14 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
I'd love to meet his dad.



Well...I am sure that has a regular dad who raised him who may still be alive with whom you could shake hands. But that dad is just the equivalent of Joseph ( as in Mary and Joseph).

That wouldnt be his ..REAL Dad. :lol:


Maybe he could get me a job. :wink: 8)



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06 Aug 2021, 7:27 pm

cyberdad wrote:
Queensland is the Florida of Australia. Just google it, lots of nutjobs concentrated in that state.



Even geographically they are in equivalent places in the two countries. Queensland is the closest part of Australia to the Equator, and has a peninsula jutting north towards the equator. Just like Florida is the farthest southern state, and has (most of it IS) a peninsula. :lol:



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06 Aug 2021, 7:28 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
cyberdad wrote:
Queensland is the Florida of Australia. Just google it, lots of nutjobs concentrated in that state.



Even geographically they are in equivalent places in the two countries. Queensland is the closest part of Australia to the Equator, and has a peninsula jutting north towards the equator. Just like Florida the farthest southern state, and has (most of it IS) a peninsula. :lol:


Yes but they're really HOT nutjobs. :heart: 8)



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06 Aug 2021, 7:31 pm

Do you think his partner would have left him if she didn't get to LARP as someone cool too?

No, if you get to be Jesus I bloody well get to be Mary Magdalene!


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06 Aug 2021, 7:36 pm

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Either way you look at it, Queensland is cool for cats. :cat:



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06 Aug 2021, 8:51 pm

Hmmmm... Never noticed any of that. That kitty playing with Australia is quite cute.

But Homer Simpson was the first to say out load what I bet that millions of Americans map readers had thought for ages, but never dared say out loud.

Homer called Florida "America's dong". :lol:



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06 Aug 2021, 8:57 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
cyberdad wrote:
Queensland is the Florida of Australia. Just google it, lots of nutjobs concentrated in that state.



Even geographically they are in equivalent places in the two countries. Queensland is the closest part of Australia to the Equator, and has a peninsula jutting north towards the equator. Just like Florida the farthest southern state, and has (most of it IS) a peninsula. :lol:


Yes but they're really HOT nutjobs. :heart: 8)


Ahh, the Hemsworths live on the north coast of New South Wales :lol:



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06 Aug 2021, 8:58 pm

Bloody hell -- I just discovered Chris Hemsworth a couple of weeks ago.

I'm on me way! :heart: 8)