19 Dec 2015, 8:17 pm
19 Dec 2015, 8:36 pm
No sarcasm from me. Ignorance, lies, and superstition are not for ethical, civilized people.
Protest? No ... I'm laughing at their stupidity!
19 Dec 2015, 8:58 pm
19 Dec 2015, 9:15 pm
Fnord wrote:
No sarcasm from me. Ignorance, lies, and superstition are not for ethical, civilized people.
Protest? No ... I'm laughing at their stupidity!
Protest? No ... I'm laughing at their stupidity!
Who are you calling lying, ignorant, superstitious people ? And did you just claim to be ethical and civilized ?
Listen, Mr. Fnord, you & I have not seen eye-to-eye on a single topic. That, combined with your advanced age, led to stop conversing with you on this 'ere message board. However, I cannot let this one go.
You claim that you attended a Catholic seminary, do you not ? Well, then, your Biblical studies would have taught you that a woman's duty is to always, always, always defer to her Lord and Master -- her husband. Furthermore, women always marry up (including in IQ), so a husband is always more intelligent than his wife, and therefore knows better. So, if a husband tells his wife to tell other people that black is white, why then a good wife will swear that black is white for him. If he claims that solar panels will draw all the excess energy from the sun and destroy local businesses, then regardless of any "fancy schmancy education" that she may have had, the wife still provides her sworn testimony to the town council that that is, indeed, the case. Mrs. Mann was being a good, dutiful wife. Mr. Mann, as the man of the house, made up his mind about the solar panels being destructive artifacts to erect outside town, and that was that. He makes the decisions, she merely abides by them. She is a dutiful wife.
You, sir, should be ashamed of your sacrilegious urging that women speak their minds. Why, I never heard such blasphemy in my life ! For shame, Mr. Fnord. You wouldn't want your missus to start voicing her opinions now on matters that are your domain of expertise now, would you ?
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19 Dec 2015, 9:18 pm
HisMom wrote:
Fnord wrote:
No sarcasm from me. Ignorance, lies, and superstition are not for ethical, civilized people.
Protest? No ... I'm laughing at their stupidity!
Protest? No ... I'm laughing at their stupidity!
Who are you calling lying, ignorant, superstitious people ? And did you just claim to be ethical and civilized ?
Listen, Mr. Fnord, you & I have not seen eye-to-eye on a single topic. That, combined with your advanced age, led to stop conversing with you on this 'ere message board. However, I cannot let this one go.
You claim that you attended a Catholic seminary, do you not ? Well, then, your Biblical studies would have taught you that a woman's duty is to always, always, always defer to her Lord and Master -- her husband. Furthermore, women always marry up (including in IQ), so a husband is always more intelligent than his wife, and therefore knows better. So, if a husband tells his wife to tell other people that black is white, why then a good wife will swear that black is white for him. If he claims that solar panels will draw all the excess energy from the sun and destroy local businesses, then regardless of any "fancy schmancy education" that she may have had, the wife still provides her sworn testimony to the town council that that is, indeed, the case. Mrs. Mann was being a good, dutiful wife. Mr. Mann, as the man of the house, made up his mind about the solar panels being destructive artifacts to erect outside town, and that was that. He makes the decisions, she merely abides by them. She is a dutiful wife.
You, sir, should be ashamed of your sacrilegious urging that women speak their minds. Why, I never heard of such blasphemy in my life ! For shame, Mr. Fnord. You wouldn't want your missus to start voicing her opinions now on matters that are your domain of expertise now, would you ?
This is pure genius.
19 Dec 2015, 9:30 pm
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19 Dec 2015, 9:53 pm
Edenthiel wrote:
HisMom wrote:
...a woman's duty is to always, always, always defer to her Lord and Master -- her husband. Furthermore, women always marry up (including in IQ), so a husband is always more intelligent than his wife, and therefore knows better. So, if a husband tells his wife to tell other people that black is white, why then a good wife will swear that black is white for him. If he claims that solar panels will draw all the excess energy from the sun and destroy local businesses, then regardless of any "fancy schmancy education" that she may have had, the wife still provides her sworn testimony to the town council that that is, indeed, the case. Mrs. Mann was being a good, dutiful wife. Mr. Mann, as the man of the house, made up his mind about the solar panels being destructive artifacts to erect outside town, and that was that. He makes the decisions, she merely abides by them. She is a dutiful wife.
And now Nathan Poe is laughing so hard at us, the readers, that tears are running down his face...
Regardless of Nathan Poe's sweet opinion in the matter, I am utterly serious !
What, next ? Women should be voted President ? With Mr. Fnord presumably as a voter, even that horrific day might not be too far off.
19 Dec 2015, 10:23 pm
HisMom wrote:
Edenthiel wrote:
HisMom wrote:
...a woman's duty is to always, always, always defer to her Lord and Master -- her husband. Furthermore, women always marry up (including in IQ), so a husband is always more intelligent than his wife, and therefore knows better. So, if a husband tells his wife to tell other people that black is white, why then a good wife will swear that black is white for him. If he claims that solar panels will draw all the excess energy from the sun and destroy local businesses, then regardless of any "fancy schmancy education" that she may have had, the wife still provides her sworn testimony to the town council that that is, indeed, the case. Mrs. Mann was being a good, dutiful wife. Mr. Mann, as the man of the house, made up his mind about the solar panels being destructive artifacts to erect outside town, and that was that. He makes the decisions, she merely abides by them. She is a dutiful wife.
And now Nathan Poe is laughing so hard at us, the readers, that tears are running down his face...
Regardless of Nathan Poe's sweet opinion in the matter, I am utterly serious !
What, next ? Women should be voted President ? With Mr. Fnord presumably as a voter, even that horrific day might not be too far off.
Stop - you're going to kill him!
"Here lies Nathan Poe
Laughed so hard,
his breath didn't flow."
(note to anyone who is concerned: I'm being facetious, Mr Nathan Poe at last report was alive and well.)
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20 Dec 2015, 8:52 am
Maybe Fnord isn't familiar with Nathan, but only with Edgar Allen.
I myself had to search for Nathan to find the context...
Reminds me of how angry I got when I first came across Landover Baptist website.
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