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10 Aug 2007, 11:06 pm

Accused Claims He Was Just Trying to Milk Goat

A man accused of having sex with a goat claims he was only trying to milk the goat.

With a milking apparatus that looked suspiciously like an erect penis. Attached to his pelvis. Inserted nowhere near the goat's udders.

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10 Aug 2007, 11:10 pm

jrknothead wrote:
Accused Claims He Was Just Trying to Milk Goat

A man accused of having sex with a goat claims he was only trying to milk the goat.

With a milking apparatus that looked suspiciously like an erect penis. Attached to his pelvis. Inserted nowhere near the goat's udders.

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WHAT THE f**k?!



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10 Aug 2007, 11:13 pm

How did this happen... in Washington state? :?



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10 Aug 2007, 11:14 pm

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How did this happen... in Washington state? :?

lol, don't encourage him, milady



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10 Aug 2007, 11:16 pm

gwenevyn wrote:
How did this happen... in Washington state? :?


Ha,Ha not in the South this time. :lol:



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10 Aug 2007, 11:19 pm

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gwenevyn wrote:
How did this happen... in Washington state? :?


Ha,Ha not in the South this time. :lol:


It probably doesn't even make the news down there. :P



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10 Aug 2007, 11:45 pm

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gwenevyn wrote:
How did this happen... in Washington state? :?


Ha,Ha not in the South this time. :lol:


It probably doesn't even make the news down there. :P


Why do I think it was this mans twin brother separated at birth and moved North?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Nxt2jq_tk[/youtube]



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10 Aug 2007, 11:51 pm

So what?

Nobody got hurt.

Not the government's problem if he wants to screw his property, if it was someone else's goat the worst he should be charged wtih is defacement of private property.

Quite honestly, animals have no rights their owners don't give them.


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10 Aug 2007, 11:52 pm

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Why do I think it was this mans twin brother separated at birth and moved North?


Watching that video in this context, that alligator spank takes on a whole new shade of meaning.



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10 Aug 2007, 11:59 pm

Flagg wrote:
So what?

Nobody got hurt.

Not the government's problem if he wants to screw his property, if it was someone else's goat the worst he should be charged wtih is defacement of private property.

Quite honestly, animals have no rights their owners don't give them.


I'm not viewing it as an animal cruelity issue. I view it as a person with dangerous abnormal psychology. That likely will be a much greater threat to humans in the future.



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11 Aug 2007, 12:02 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
Flagg wrote:
So what?

Nobody got hurt.

Not the government's problem if he wants to screw his property, if it was someone else's goat the worst he should be charged wtih is defacement of private property.

Quite honestly, animals have no rights their owners don't give them.


I'm not viewing it as an animal cruelity issue. I view it as a person with dangerous abnormal psychology. That likely will be a much greater threat to humans in the future.


If it was his goat then I don't care at all. His property, his decison on it's use. Somebody else's goat = desturction of private property. Zoophilla doesn't mean a person is dangerous, just another fetish.


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11 Aug 2007, 12:09 am

Flagg wrote:
TheMachine1 wrote:
Flagg wrote:
So what?

Nobody got hurt.

Not the government's problem if he wants to screw his property, if it was someone else's goat the worst he should be charged wtih is defacement of private property.

Quite honestly, animals have no rights their owners don't give them.


I'm not viewing it as an animal cruelity issue. I view it as a person with dangerous abnormal psychology. That likely will be a much greater threat to humans in the future.


If it was his goat then I don't care at all. His property, his decison on it's use. Somebody else's goat = desturction of private property. Zoophilla doesn't mean a person is dangerous, just another fetish.


The problem is when a fetish reaches the point where a person will have non-consensual sex with one animal he will likely do the same with a human animal if given the opportunity.



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11 Aug 2007, 12:47 am

This sounds like the scene in Freddy Got Fingered where Tom Green was doing something similar with a horse.

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11 Aug 2007, 2:12 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
Flagg wrote:
So what?

Nobody got hurt.

Not the government's problem if he wants to screw his property, if it was someone else's goat the worst he should be charged wtih is defacement of private property.

Quite honestly, animals have no rights their owners don't give them.


I'm not viewing it as an animal cruelity issue. I view it as a person with dangerous abnormal psychology. That likely will be a much greater threat to humans in the future.


I see it purely as such. Indeed,
in the US, animals DO have a
right not to be mistreated. And
the law protects them.

Bestiality should be confined to
consensual acts.



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11 Aug 2007, 2:19 am

calandale wrote:
Bestiality should be confined to
consensual acts.


This begs the question (and a bad ewe joke, but I'll pass on that).

How do you know?



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11 Aug 2007, 2:41 am

well, from a strictly legal perspective, an animal does not have the capacity to enter into a legally binding contract, and as such cannot give informed consent... ya gotta remember that the arguments in favor of bestiality given here are the same arguments given by child molesters to justify sex with children