Who thought of this one! I hope it wasn't an Aspie

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jimmy m

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19 Oct 2020, 9:13 am

Yahoo News the other day had an article about a new device. It is called "Cell Mate". Here is a picture:


It is a type of male chastity belt. It fits over your testicles. Cellmate is very versatile! It can be used to ensure monogamy and to jazz up your love life; it's touted as a "submission sex play device." The Cellmate "is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring."

As if having a steel cover clamped to your boys isn't bad enough it gets worse. Cellmate does not have a physical lock and key (or any kind of manual override) to take the damn thing off; it is controlled by an app via Bluetooth. Worse still "security experts" determined that the damn thing can be hacked and then there is no way to remove it other than...

"We discovered that remote attackers could prevent the Bluetooth lock from being opened, permanently locking the user in the device. There is no physical unlock...An angle grinder or other suitable heavy tool would be required to cut the wearer free."

Pen Test Partners, a British security firm


Source: A Bluetooth 'Smart Chastity Belt' For Men Is Just Nuts

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19 Oct 2020, 9:25 am

Basically... it's a Nineties' Sam Kinison comedy routine come to life! 8O