19 Nov 2021, 5:08 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-r ... courthouse
Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15
KENOSHA, WI—As the Rittenhouse trial drew to a close, Antifa rioters were preparing their violent destruction of the city. But their plans were quickly foiled as Rittenhouse emerged from the courthouse a free man, AR-15 in hand.
"The jig is up! Scatter!" cried the terrified commie waifs as they skittered toward shadowy alleyways like cockroaches. "The Rittenhouse has returned! Judgment is upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Rittenhouse then appeared to descend the courthouse steps in slow motion, surrounded by a flock of doves and a heavenly golden light. At the terrifying sight, hundreds of Antifa fairies and murderous pedophiles shrieked in terror like a den of goblins, crawling into various holes and cracks in the earth.
"Waaaaaaaaa!" Cried the prosecuting attorneys, knowing their career was over forever. "We're ruined! Ruined by the unstoppable power of Kyle Rittenhouse!"
Sources say that once Rittenhouse has completed his task of purging the land of evil and wickedness, he will return home to his mother, who confirmed he is grounded for a week.
19 Nov 2021, 5:09 pm
https://twitter.com/DrewHolden360/statu ... 0113280009
Politics is an obscenity.
BTW, Joe Biden abidens abides by the decision the jury came to.
Respect your president.
19 Nov 2021, 5:12 pm
Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15
KENOSHA, WI—As the Rittenhouse trial drew to a close, Antifa rioters were preparing their violent destruction of the city. But their plans were quickly foiled as Rittenhouse emerged from the courthouse a free man, AR-15 in hand.
"The jig is up! Scatter!" cried the terrified commie waifs as they skittered toward shadowy alleyways like cockroaches. "The Rittenhouse has returned! Judgment is upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Rittenhouse then appeared to descend the courthouse steps in slow motion, surrounded by a flock of doves and a heavenly golden light. At the terrifying sight, hundreds of Antifa fairies and murderous pedophiles shrieked in terror like a den of goblins, crawling into various holes and cracks in the earth.
"Waaaaaaaaa!" Cried the prosecuting attorneys, knowing their career was over forever. "We're ruined! Ruined by the unstoppable power of Kyle Rittenhouse!"
Sources say that once Rittenhouse has completed his task of purging the land of evil and wickedness, he will return home to his mother, who confirmed he is grounded for a week.
I was under the impression Kyle wanted a quiet life out of the limelight, now.
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19 Nov 2021, 5:39 pm
Sums up the level of bias this judge had in this case and why he should be fired.
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for supporting trump. Because doing so is deplorable.
19 Nov 2021, 5:42 pm
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