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03 Mar 2022, 6:59 pm

She needs to hookup with this girl.
https://www.audacy.com/kmox/news/local/ ... with-sword


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04 Mar 2022, 12:31 am

Both of them will probably appear on at least one of those real murder shows on The Travel Channel.


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04 Mar 2022, 1:20 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
Both of them will probably appear on at least one of those real murder shows on The Travel Channel.


Either that or the weirdest episode of Cheaters.



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04 Mar 2022, 2:10 am

HighLlama wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Both of them will probably appear on at least one of those real murder shows on The Travel Channel.


Either that or the weirdest episode of Cheaters.


:lol:


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04 Mar 2022, 2:27 am

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that would be scorpions in a bottle, or starving sharks in a tank.



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04 Mar 2022, 3:49 am

If Jeffrey Daumier were still alive they could put all three into an apartment together. See who ends up as casserole in the refrigerator first.



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04 Mar 2022, 3:50 am

they would gang up on him and make him into roadkill.



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04 Mar 2022, 5:23 am

Her parents would be so proud...what sort of surname is Shabusiness?



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04 Mar 2022, 5:27 am

beats the burlap outta shabbybusiness



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04 Mar 2022, 5:32 am

auntblabby wrote:
beats the burlap outta shabbybusiness


I'm wondering if her parents were high on meth when she was born?



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04 Mar 2022, 5:37 am

something in her genes was very black-sheepish. whatever her parents did or failed to do made this worse.



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04 Mar 2022, 9:45 am

naturalplastic wrote:
If Jeffrey Daumier were still alive they could put all three into an apartment together. See who ends up as casserole in the refrigerator first.


Daumier preferred male victims, so they would likely gang up together to hunt. If you wanted to see a fight between them, you would have to put the two ladies with someone like Ted Bundy.



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04 Mar 2022, 9:57 am

They could open a butcher shop together.


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04 Mar 2022, 9:58 am

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They could open a butcher shop together.

shades of "sweeney todd."



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04 Mar 2022, 2:25 pm

The meat won’t be kosher or halal.


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