Florida couple busted for public sex

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28 May 2022, 8:59 pm

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If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:

I bet they don’t even pick up their condoms.Ewwwwwwww


Did you mean ewe?



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28 May 2022, 9:06 pm

Slow news day in the "great" state of Florida



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28 May 2022, 9:42 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
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Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:

I bet they don’t even pick up their condoms.Ewwwwwwww


Did you mean ewe?


Oi!
You are treading on my comedy turf! :evil:


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28 May 2022, 9:47 pm

The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"



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28 May 2022, 9:51 pm

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The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"


I thought the political left was predominantly secular? :scratch:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

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28 May 2022, 9:55 pm

Pepe wrote:
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The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"


I thought the political left was predominantly secular? :scratch:


Florida is a conservative, right-leaning state. That was a factor in the couple's arrest. If it had occurred in San Francisco or Seattle, there would have been a parade in their honor.



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28 May 2022, 9:56 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"


That’s what all the commandments boil down to.


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28 May 2022, 10:01 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"


That’s what all the commandments boil down to.


British comedian Danny Bhoy" says the whole bible boils down to "God is great and we are s**t"



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28 May 2022, 10:03 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"


I thought the political left was predominantly secular? :scratch:


Florida is a conservative, right-leaning state. That was a factor in the couple's arrest. If it had occurred in San Francisco or Seattle, there would have been a parade in their honor.


Quite a complicated place given the huge hispanic population in Florida. I guess it demonstrates being hispanic doesn't automatically mean you vote democrat after all.



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28 May 2022, 10:32 pm

cyberdad wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
The Bible and Quran might as well have just one commandment:

"Thou shalt not do anything even remotely amusing"


I thought the political left was predominantly secular? :scratch:


Florida is a conservative, right-leaning state. That was a factor in the couple's arrest. If it had occurred in San Francisco or Seattle, there would have been a parade in their honor.


Quite a complicated place given the huge hispanic population in Florida. I guess it demonstrates being hispanic doesn't automatically mean you vote democrat after all.


Most of the Hispanics in Florida are of Cuban heritage, and vote GOP because of their tough stance on the communist regime in Cuba.

Most Texas, Arizona and California Hispanics are of Mexican heritage, and are almost unanimously Democrats in CA and AZ, and almost evenly split in Texas.

People like Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis are poster boys for why anarchy wouldn't be such a bad thing.



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28 May 2022, 11:18 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Most of the Hispanics in Florida are of Cuban heritage, and vote GOP because of their tough stance on the communist regime in Cuba.

Most Texas, Arizona and California Hispanics are of Mexican heritage, and are almost unanimously Democrats in CA and AZ, and almost evenly split in Texas.


Yes I forgot about the anti-communist Cubans



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29 May 2022, 12:07 am

Pepe wrote:
Matrix Glitch wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
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If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


:lol: that is quite funny to visualize.

A few blasts with the power washer and it will break them right up.


I've found that shining a phone light on them has the same effect.

Also before anyone asks, the people I come across in real life aren't porn stars. It's not at all appealing to see, much less film.


I find it amusing and have no problem with the practice whatsoever.

I came across a young couple in a car at a park where I was walking my dogs.
The beautiful young woman was cowgirl on her bf in the passenger's seat and was giving me a huge smile while riding her "bronco".

I still have fond memories of that event which must have happed 20 years ago. lol
Thank you for including me! :heart:
I want more! 8O
I'm an Australian, not an Amurrian after all. :mrgreen:


The idea that sex is disturbing disturbs me...there are certainly much worse issues that people having a go at it in the bushes or trees outside. 19 children just got killed in a school shooting who cares if people are f*****g on the sidewalk at this point... :D at least consensual f*****g does not lead to dead school-children.


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29 May 2022, 12:12 am

^ I've said for decades: "Sex is a f*****g joke." :mrgreen:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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29 May 2022, 12:35 am

well i sure hope the cop let them cum before arresting them.



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29 May 2022, 2:08 am

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well i sure hope the cop let them cum before arresting them.


Take the used condom as evidence?



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29 May 2022, 2:09 am

cyberdad wrote:
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well i sure hope the cop let them cum before arresting them.


Take the used condom as evidence?

yes, plus i think once they started they should have been allowed to finish.