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r00tb33r
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08 Oct 2022, 6:45 am

Woman Sentenced To 100-Plus Years For Strangling Ex With His Favorite Tie, Poisoning His Oatmeal

Oatmeal poisoning has got to be a hate crime.


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08 Oct 2022, 6:59 am

Poisoning kosher food, or Halal food, might be considered a 'hate crime' (against Jews, and Muslims, respectively).

And certainly, poisoning haggis (no one but a Scotsman would ever touch haggis) would be hate crime against Scots.

But oatmeal is not associated with any particular race, ethnicity, creed, religion, nor nationality. Or sexual orientation either.



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08 Oct 2022, 7:18 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Poisoning kosher food, or Halal food, might be considered a 'hate crime' (against Jews, and Muslims, respectively).

And certainly, poisoning haggis (no one but a Scotsman would ever touch haggis) would be hate crime against Scots.

But oatmeal is not associated with any particular race, ethnicity, creed, religion, nor nationality. Or sexual orientation either.

Uh huh...

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08 Oct 2022, 7:31 am

Oatmeal is not associated with Quakers.

Quaker Oats Oatmeal is.