'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks

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14 May 2008, 11:36 am

'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks

The force was strong in that box o wine

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14 May 2008, 11:41 am

Apparently the judge wasn't immune to Jedi mind tricks either. :lol:

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14 May 2008, 12:05 pm

That's the best news story I've read, in a long time. :lol:

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14 May 2008, 12:41 pm

Maybe the judge suspended his jail sentence after he was unable to breathe. :twisted:

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14 May 2008, 1:42 pm

HAHAHA u guys are funny!! ! Ya, bizzar story, these guys are all nuts.

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14 May 2008, 2:21 pm

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In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

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14 May 2008, 2:30 pm

Somewhere, some nutjob holds a working lightsaber in his hands with a huge manical grin on his face ...

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14 May 2008, 3:23 pm

Dude, ROFLMAO!! ! I'd join that church any day!

I gotta send this to someone... this is GOLD....

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14 May 2008, 3:31 pm

Wow.......

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Duuuude....

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14 May 2008, 3:47 pm

May the Force be with you (But not in the wine)

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14 May 2008, 5:03 pm

Brainwashed by Darth Sidious to destroy the younglings, with a classic Jedi wine trick.

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14 May 2008, 9:03 pm

I dont want to see that video..

I HAVE to.

Darth Vader, pissed out of his skull on cheap plonk, wielding a metal crutch as a lightsaber, no doubt with all the appropriate sound effects..clobbering "Jones The Force" ... IN WELSH.

"Come with me to the dark shhhide of the forshhhh boyo.. catch that you bastaaaaards.. cheese on tooooaaast!! !!"

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