The Woman, The Cheese and The Hit Man

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mjs82
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08 Dec 2005, 9:01 pm

This is just madness:

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Tue Dec 6, 7:01 PM ET

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.


Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine — inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs — only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark, who heads Project Safe Neighborhoods.



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08 Dec 2005, 9:09 pm

That would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad (pathetic) ... I mean, jeez.....



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08 Dec 2005, 9:25 pm

Sounds like a plot for The Whole 11 Yards lol.


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08 Dec 2005, 10:03 pm

I think I saw pot once. It looked like cat nip.



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08 Dec 2005, 10:03 pm

Cat nip is like pot... it just works on cats though :(.


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10 Dec 2005, 12:46 am

what I find ridiculous is that stupid girl was willing to kill someone over drugs for one, and two that she knew so little about drugs not to be able to tell the difference. (if they were important enough to take life for, you would think she would at least know something about them)


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10 Dec 2005, 7:31 pm

pooftis wrote:
what I find ridiculous is that stupid girl was willing to kill someone over drugs for one, and two that she knew so little about drugs not to be able to tell the difference. (if they were important enough to take life for, you would think she would at least know something about them)


Yeah imagine if she had gotten it and tried to sell it lol.


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16 Dec 2005, 5:10 pm

just goes to show.... crooks are stupid....

Cheese anyone? :roll:



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16 Dec 2005, 6:40 pm

Never seen cocaine, but that's a funny story. :lol: Who cut the cocaine, I mean cheese?


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17 Dec 2005, 11:12 am

Where was her brain????