Bowel movements feel like child birth or heart attack

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Bowel movements lately have been feeling like: heart attack, child birth or death. (Not that I know what they feel like). Bowel movements five times a day. Gastroenterologist told me to get a colonoscopy but I am afraid I won't be able to fast. Besides I don't have any driver and I don't know how much it costs.

Feeling even more exhausted and physically weak lately. Suspect that I am going to drop dead soon. Elvis died in the litterbox at 42 and I am 41. Middle aged. Besides I am not going to accomplish anything anyways. Emotional resilience ran out a long duck time ago. No stem degree or job. Just stupidass retail with idiotic coworkers and I and day laborers.

Emotional overeating

Minimum wage not enough to pay room and board. And I could get made redundant any day now. Unstable work history so nobody wants to hire my worthless corpse s**t

Spoiled upper middle class brats day

Brandons birthday on Thursday this week. Been working on a letter to Brandon

s**t

Warren

Old woman death day

October 8, fourth year work anniversary

Expand comfort zone

Pelvic floor stretch

Hip opener

Try not to value $$$ too much s**t

Mister redelings, Kayla b***h and Rolando penis owe me an apology

All Kayla b***h cares about is $$$$

Since you're sharing, What are you producing on the Bristol stool scale?

No offence but is your sister entirely useless?

carbonhalo

about 70 percent of the time, bristol scale 3 or 4

sometimes, sit on litterbox for 15 minutes and fail. (usually @ work. there is often not much work to do @ work, but i am afraid that tattletale tom will rat me out if i am gone from the parking lot for too long.) failing a bowel movement happens pretty often. (esp when limited to 15 minutes). about 50 percent of bowel movements limited to 15 minutes, end up failures.

29 percent of the time bristol scale 1

1 percent of the time, bristol scale 7
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today, two "zongzi" and one frozen banana.

love the duck egg. glutenous rice.

https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan ... 2003739040

https://thewoksoflife.com/zongzi-cantonese-style/

liquid feces took one minute.

Do you take any dietary supplements?
Fibre intake? Psyllium husk capsules add bulk and slipperiness
Stool softener? Coloxyl and senna tablets have a mild laxative effect safe overnight, and soften the hard ones that don't want to move.