SCary things you have heard in your house...

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20 Oct 2006, 1:25 pm

What are some really alarming things you heard those around you say?



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20 Oct 2006, 1:28 pm

"George Bush isn't a bad President."


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20 Oct 2006, 2:19 pm

your going to take a pill to make you happy ....long story



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20 Oct 2006, 2:36 pm

That you're going to be put in the mental hospital. It is defintely not such a veiled threat for your "compliance".



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20 Oct 2006, 2:56 pm

"Never trust an Arab. They're all Muslims and Muslims are all evil and want to kill you."
This comes from my grandmother at least once a week. She also warns my uncle to watch out for all the drunk Mexicans when he drives.


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20 Oct 2006, 4:57 pm

"We're out of Coke, coffee and smokes, and the store's closed."



21 Oct 2006, 12:11 am

Bush is going to start drafting people into war who aren't in the military.



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21 Oct 2006, 11:09 am

I've heard a snotty NT Female voice tell me, "I don't know why you turn to your Buses. Like, they're not exactley Family Members!" That happened to me, early one morning, before my Healing Process started to gel.



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22 Oct 2006, 6:06 am

"you live in our house, you follow our rules"

"because I said so"


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22 Oct 2006, 8:18 pm

*knock-knock-knock*
"It's the landlord. Your rent is due!" :lol:


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22 Oct 2006, 8:26 pm

nirrti_rachelle wrote:
*knock-knock-knock*
"It's the landlord. Your rent is due!" :lol:


muffled... "We're not home... we're... in Sibera, on vacation. Back in a week. Goawaythanksbye."



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23 Oct 2006, 1:36 pm

(About a young child wailing at the top of its lungs in a store) "Oh, just let him cry. He'll either cry himself out or choke himself to death."



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23 Oct 2006, 4:28 pm

"Oh, well! Here we go again."

Those words just seemed to fall out of my mouth on their own when my wife told me she was pregnant for the fifth time. We had lost the previous four at different stages of pregnancy.

Needless to say, I was not thought of as a supportive husband for a few minutes, while I tried to come up with a coherent explanation. I was indeed at a loss for words.

Everything worked this time, though, and my son was born.


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26 Oct 2006, 2:22 pm

"oh my god, this miller light is terrible! i can't believe they're out of coors!"

nuff said

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edit: well, it wasn't in my house.... but from a friend


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27 Oct 2006, 1:54 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
"Never trust an Arab. They're all Muslims and Muslims are all evil and want to kill you."
This comes from my grandmother at least once a week. She also warns my uncle to watch out for all the drunk Mexicans when he drives.


She must think Ralph Nader doesn't exist then if if she thinks all arabs are muslims. :lol:

Christ, people's ignorance can be pathetic.


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29 Oct 2006, 4:58 pm

I've thought that I've heard my mum calling me, early in the morning, when I was sleeping. It turned out that she was talking to the dog, so I went back to sleep.