I hate human beings!

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I am free of any prejudice....I hate all humans equally

what about yourself? you don't hate yourself, do you?

I have a bit of a running joke whenever I'm off on a good rant against humanity:

"Well, I'm off to join the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement."

I still have no idea whether that organization is entirely for real. but I honestly like to believe they are.

I'm an early member of the Involuntary human extinction movement.

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humor

whoops.

no worries

I'm 37 and I love cartoons. Did you know that cartoons were originally written for adults? Yes, that's right, adults. Warner Brothers brought up some rather delicate, complex, and taboo social topics in their animation. Anyone whom wants to tell you that cartoons are for kids is just looking to belittle others. Toys are also important for adults! Adult toys such as rc model planes, cars, and helicopters are important to some people. My RC helicopter and my Ham radio are just some of my toys.

Toys, cartoons, and other things of that nature are critically important in stress relief, socialization, engagement. In a world where adult imagination is often stifled, I like that toys free me from the prison that adult life can be.

You really have to treat this kind of criticism as background noise and not internalize it. There are a lot of unhappy people out on the internet and they use it to blow off steam. I'm guilty of such behavior on rare occasion and it only makes me a bad person if I'm unwilling to admit it. I'm human and error prone.

I don't hate everyone. In fact, given enough of a chance, one could find something to like about anyone. Yes, this is a cruel, selfish world. However, I am not exempt from being selfish. We are all that way together. I'm okay with that. The trick is to find the right people to hang around with. Nonetheless, I'll contribute a song many here will find enjoyable:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y626eTivs60[/youtube]

On the bright side, I know our faith in other people has suffered quite a bit. But I think you'll find that if you just give people a chance, they will earn your hatred individually as well as en masse.

It's true. Allow me to present a few examples, and yes, most of these conversations really happened.

MAN #1: The truth about Hurricane Katrina is, Bush was vindicated in New Orleans. Because all those bums were too lazy to get off their fannies and get jobs, they were too lazy to get out of the way of a hurricane!!
ME: I never heard it put that way before... (I hate you.)

ME: So, what's your favorite food?
WOMAN #1: Tofu salad with a wheatgrass smoothie! I eat it every day while reading Mary Daly. She's so empowering.
ME: Gee. That sounds interesting. (I hate you also.)

MAN #2: (slurring, pawing girlfriend in front of me) Hello, we'd like...a room for the evening.
WOMAN #2: (laughs hysterically)
ME: Can I see your ID and credit or debit card, please? (Urge to hate both of you...rising.)
MAN #2: Just a sec. (takes 5 minutes to get them because he's plastered) Sorry, there's a LOT of stuff in my pants right now.
WOMAN #2: (laughs hysterically)
MAN #2: Hey, if you can give us a lower rate, we'll let you join in.
WOMAN #2: (laughs hysterically)
ME: No thanks. (I hate and am utterly disgusted by both of you.)

MY DOG: Arf! Pant! Jump! Lick face!
ME: I love you.