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Jakki
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17 Mar 2020, 1:03 pm

auntblabby wrote:
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feels like am lost in space here. crash landed on this wrong planet ,, found a AuntBlabby, who seems to be swelling up ,, bigger and bigger,,,,,, not pharting,, and if it continues... well ,, he might burst, ?
........... :o

i pharted today so you can stop worrying ;) :eew:


glad beans helped....... Wheeww..............! i mean .. Phew,,,,, :drunken:
glad to hear your digestive system. Is working well.

'cept for when i'm out in public and that annoying duck starts quacking all over the place and i have to run after him and stomp him until he stops quacking. ;)

Loooooolzzzz... poor ducklings ...... :mrgreen:


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21 Mar 2020, 10:53 am

I try to be helpful when I can, to animals and people.



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21 Mar 2020, 7:55 pm

I am considerate.



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21 Mar 2020, 7:59 pm

i occupy space efficiently.



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21 Mar 2020, 8:00 pm

I'm really good at smashing plates into the wall. Perfect aim.


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21 Mar 2020, 8:03 pm

my pharts are always on-key. sometimes they even exhibit vibrato/tremolo.



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22 Mar 2020, 1:33 pm

am prepared for another week of this covid19 staying in place thing. and do not have to *phew* worry about auntBlabbys pharts being within range of me. And was able to do a drive through coffee and muffin..today,, and it rained on all the fertilizer and grass put out last night .


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22 Mar 2020, 8:37 pm

i provide a relatively stable home for microbes.



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22 Mar 2020, 9:52 pm

4th day without chronic pain in left arm and shoulder. :)
New doc maybe onto something . have traditionally proven to have resilient health. :bounce: :flower:


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22 Mar 2020, 10:03 pm

^^YAY :wtg:



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09 May 2020, 11:30 pm

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09 May 2020, 11:31 pm

I'm really good at falling down the stairs. I don't even need to try.


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09 May 2020, 11:37 pm

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I'm really good at falling down the stairs. I don't even need to try.


When I was a toddler I wasn't so good at it, I made it halfway down, got my legs stuck in the banisters and according to my folks my torso kept spinning after my legs clearly had stopped.


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10 May 2020, 12:31 am

nobody can possibly occupy space better than i do. :nerdy:



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10 May 2020, 1:26 am

funeralxempire wrote:
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I'm really good at falling down the stairs. I don't even need to try.


When I was a toddler I wasn't so good at it, I made it halfway down, got my legs stuck in the banisters and according to my folks my torso kept spinning after my legs clearly had stopped.


Sounds kind of like the artistry I choreographed about 10 hours ago. I even have the bruises to prove it!


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10 May 2020, 1:49 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
I'm really good at falling down the stairs. I don't even need to try.


When I was a toddler I wasn't so good at it, I made it halfway down, got my legs stuck in the banisters and according to my folks my torso kept spinning after my legs clearly had stopped.


Sounds kind of like the artistry I choreographed about 10 hours ago. I even have the bruises to prove it!


Still? 8O


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