Ezra's pointless thread.

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It says place of birth, Croydon. Have you got one of those?

It also has The Royal Coat of Arms. The Royal Coat of Arms is a lion wearing a crown, and a unicorn. If anyone questions it, I will say the US department for birth certificates is sponsored by Disney. What do you think, good plan?

Ah the comic life of Ezra. I am talking online with someone about getting lost easily and the chance of getting hit by a car. Then I go out with my cousin to get a couple of things downtown. I see a cop questioning some guy on the corner. I hear someone say "bad time to jay walk" and then a couple of seconds later I feel my cousin's hands on my shoulders pulling me back because I was about to walk across the street against the light and there was traffic.

Took me a minute or so to put it together. Then the comic irony. Just talking about getting hit by a car. Looking at a guy getting busted for jay walking. Start crossing against the light and probably would have gotten hit. Unbelievable. Fortunately I can find humor in this rather than it just making me feel bad.

Deep thoughts.

He smokes a lot of crack.

I wonder what a dumple looks like. And do you need male and female dumples to make dumplings? Or do dumples just split like amoeba? So many unanswered questions!

No sign of a breeding partner, and the dumple doesn't appear small enough to have produced the dumpling by splitting. Maybe dumples are all female and born pregnant, like aphids.

^I'm not doing an impersonation of someone on this website, honest

Was Humpty Dumpty the father of all dumples, a sort of culinary Adam?

Mmmmm,dumplings.