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When I visited my daughter in Cali I saw a seagull steal a sandwich out of an unattended picnic basket at the beach.

They can be shoplifters too...

They do like their crisps , there must a be crisp crime syndicate

I was sitting on a bench with my cousin at UW eating luchables and a squirrel came up between us and stole one of my crackers.

be thankful that it wasn't one of your nuts

I grew up in an inland city. Near a lake and rivers, but more city than water. We would get gulls around the water, in fields and after the advent of McDonalds, in parking lots. We called them sea gulls. When I went out to Vancouver BC once and saw the size of those gulls I felt like a fraud calling our teensy tiny birds “sea” gulls! They look much the same but much much smaller.

There are seagulls near Las Vegas believe it or not, probably because of Lake Mead. But like you're saying a much smaller skinnier version.

PNW humor:

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So I was watching this movie that featured the consumption of pork pies. Which makes me want to try one. So far I haven't found a place that has them. But I did find a place in a nearby town that serves bangers and mash, which is also something I've wanted to try, and looking forward to tucking in. I'm a bit of an anglophile who likes to masticate.

You don’t masticate much with bangers and mash.

What about masticating spotted dick?

Nope....I'm a man who digs women....

What does that have to do with eating a pudding bread type dessert?

I'm guessing though that like mashed potatoes, spotted dick is soft. Soft enough to slark. Slark or slarking is my word for anything that can be eaten without chewing.

And just to be clear, I am intending for words like anglophile, masticating and soft spotted dick to sound sexual.

I’ve never known “spotted dick” as a food.