Benevolent Dictator Election Poll.

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Who are you voting for?
Poll ended at 15 Jul 2019, 9:09 pm
Miss Lizard 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Sly 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
CockneyRebel 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Magz 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fluffysaurus 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Ferris 7%  7%  [ 8 ]
Tw1zTy 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Wolfram87 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Raleigh 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
KT67 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
KraftieKortie 8%  8%  [ 9 ]
Mountain Goat 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IstominFan 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fnord 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IsabellaLinton 11%  11%  [ 12 ]
EzraS 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 109

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11 Jul 2019, 10:12 pm

what in the wrong planet did i miss 8O



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11 Jul 2019, 10:24 pm

CloudClimber wrote:
what in the wrong planet did i miss 8O

Just an ordinary election with the usual campaign slogans, Russian interference, hacked emails, vote-buying, Ukrainian hookers, threats and intimidation, bodies buried in the garden, compromised voting machines, and hanging chads.

If you haven't voted yet, be sure to hold out for a good payout.


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11 Jul 2019, 10:39 pm

Darmok wrote:
CloudClimber wrote:
what in the wrong planet did i miss 8O

Just an ordinary election with the usual campaign slogans, Russian interference, hacked emails, vote-buying, Ukrainian hookers, threats and intimidation, bodies buried in the garden, compromised voting machines, and hanging chads.

If you haven't voted yet, be sure to hold out for a good payout.


Don't forget a powerful seer predicting the final outcome! :skull:


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12 Jul 2019, 1:24 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Darmok wrote:
CloudClimber wrote:
what in the wrong planet did i miss 8O

Just an ordinary election with the usual campaign slogans, Russian interference, hacked emails, vote-buying, Ukrainian hookers, threats and intimidation, bodies buried in the garden, compromised voting machines, and hanging chads.

If you haven't voted yet, be sure to hold out for a good payout.


Don't forget a powerful seer predicting the final outcome! :skull:


You mean "powerless" seer.
Didn't your recent result prediction go awry?

BTW,
I can't be too explicit just yet but there are legal proceedings afoot,
Soon to be exposed.


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12 Jul 2019, 1:29 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
Nobody got a real majority.

There might be a runoff.....


My friend:
Lies,
Damn lies,
And Weaselly Ferrets. :evil:

Darmok wrote:
I believe we need a special investigator to begin a special investigation into this election.

Agreed,
At it has already begun.
We are finding paper trails already.

Heads will roll, metaphorically speaking,
Or perhaps not so figuratively. :evil:


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I'm not here to change the world...There isn't a big enough soiled nappy bin... ;)
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"Honesty is not a social duty, not a sacrifice for the sake of others, but the most profoundly selfish virtue man can practice: his refusal to sacrifice the reality of his own existence to the deluded consciousness of others."
Truth may be inconvenient but it is never politically incorrect...The Oracle of Truth has spoken...8) I'm a rationalist...Deal with it...:mrgreen:


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12 Jul 2019, 4:31 am

Pepe wrote:
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Darmok wrote:
CloudClimber wrote:
what in the wrong planet did i miss 8O

Just an ordinary election with the usual campaign slogans, Russian interference, hacked emails, vote-buying, Ukrainian hookers, threats and intimidation, bodies buried in the garden, compromised voting machines, and hanging chads.

If you haven't voted yet, be sure to hold out for a good payout.


Don't forget a powerful seer predicting the final outcome! :skull:


You mean "powerless" seer.
Didn't your recent result prediction go awry?

BTW,
I can't be too explicit just yet but there are legal proceedings afoot,
Soon to be exposed.


Not at all, I simply misinterpted it. :P


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12 Jul 2019, 4:57 am

Wow people actually voted for me!

And Isobel is our new queen, I for one welcome her :)



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12 Jul 2019, 6:40 am

KT67 wrote:
Wow people actually voted for me!

And Isobel is our new queen, I for one welcome her :)


Not yet , 4 days to go plus an inquiry :mrgreen:


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12 Jul 2019, 8:26 am

I see a powerful enemy thrown into the mix: The Wolf feasting on The Ram. :skull:


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12 Jul 2019, 1:03 pm

Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?

I have no idea where this "dossier" came from. This is one of the stamps that was on it — I'm not even sure what language that is...

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12 Jul 2019, 1:09 pm

It's Ferret-speak!


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12 Jul 2019, 2:17 pm

^ heresy

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12 Jul 2019, 3:48 pm

Darmok wrote:
Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?

I have no idea where this "dossier" came from. This is one of the stamps that was on it — I'm not even sure what language that is...

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I think it's your WP duty to post a few snippits of your findings but redact names to protect the guilty.


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12 Jul 2019, 4:37 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?...

I think it's your WP duty to post a few snippits of your findings but redact names to protect the guilty.

First installment. The clock is ticking. . . . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1pcEpSaboo


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12 Jul 2019, 7:08 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
^ I've run out of room in my garden to bury the bodies , I suppose I could start digging next door :skull:

I found this tutorial helpful with that problem.Also,have you tried composting?Only works if you don’t have dogs.


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