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Closer to the Core of Things than most of us.

What's between the Core and the Crust of the Earth?

Whipped cream and strawberries.

What is the distance between me and blame?

Seventy kilohamsters.

How not to worry?

Following the philosophy of Alfred E. Newman: "What....me worry?"

How do you sprinkle dissolved worry into your French fries?

Aspergillus flavus makes a great sprinkler!

How to repair a hole in a road?

Tar and Feather it!

How do you repair a hole in someone's logic?

Seventeen whales, twelve dolphins and a mid sized turtle.

How do you inflate an ego?

With more than hot air----that's for sure!

Do you believe in petting Ids?

I know exactly what "petting ids" means. My parents used to take me to the local petting id when I was little. Then I went blind. I'm not saying that was the cause, but I'm not saying it wasn't the cause.

Do you believe in rock and roll, and can music save your mortal soul?

I like British savoury pies the best. American pies can be too sweet.

Could you actually get the Chevy all the way to the Levee?

To the Levee and up your sleeve.

Why do autumn leaves fall?

Fall is too clingy and always trying to chase Autumn, when Fall and Autumn kept ends up both chasing Winter.


Why wear socks?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

So we can create multiple accounts for them to post nonsense and start arguments.

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To make holes in them.

Why isn't the world perfect?

Because the builders were drunk when they built it. Other issues soon presented themselves including it was out of balance and someone forgot to switch of moron breeding mode which was meant to be for debugging the safety systems.

Why do I never win the lottery?