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26 Oct 2021, 11:32 am

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

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26 Oct 2021, 11:37 am

Somewhere in Birmingham.

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26 Oct 2021, 12:09 pm

Under my study table.


How does one fail a blood test?


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26 Oct 2021, 12:48 pm

By having red blood instead of blue.

Tell me something about octopuses.


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26 Oct 2021, 1:37 pm

They are suckers for discounted rocks.

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26 Oct 2021, 2:21 pm

They are always asleep and experience reality as a sort of persistent nightmare.

What's larger, a cubicle or a booth?


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26 Oct 2021, 2:24 pm

The chair and the table wins.


How do humans overclock?


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26 Oct 2021, 2:42 pm

They connect themselves to multiple batteries then press go.

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27 Oct 2021, 3:22 am

That's what tinfoil hats are designed for - they help radiate extra heat from overclocking.

Would you wear a vampire costume?


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27 Oct 2021, 4:25 am

Yes, but only to a funeral.

Why aren't more weddings held under water?



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27 Oct 2021, 4:47 am

Mid-air parachute weddings are cheaper.

Is it possible to read too many books?


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27 Oct 2021, 4:52 am

Only if you are a woodworm. Books are a leading cause of obesity and premature deaths in woodworm. This is due to them not having the internet and having to go down the library where they can't help but snack.

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27 Oct 2021, 12:22 pm

Yes.
Subjects ended up performing hemicorporectomy on self and commit high treason right after.


How to question sanity?


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27 Oct 2021, 12:59 pm

Come to sanity's parlor, wait for invitation, come inside, introduce yourself, then you can start asking some polite questions.

How not to question sanity?


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27 Oct 2021, 2:16 pm

By questioning it to begin with. More so specifically interrogating it.


Enumerate ways to tenderize meat.


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27 Oct 2021, 2:27 pm

1. Serenade with a heartfelt lovesong
2. Provide a positive example by first tenderizing yourself
3. Soak in paraffin

There must be more...

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