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Minus something - it flows the wrong direction.

What's the greatest invention of our civilization?

The turd emoji.

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Time travel.

Do you do judo?

I don't have that app.

Do you do Cluedo?

I used to, but then I went to rehab.

What's room temperature?

It depends on the temperature of the room. You can usually slide the thingy to make it more blue or more golden.




What should I name the next chapter?

LoReM IpSuM

How should I name my parrot (if I had one)?

Name it the same name as your most commonly mentioned nickname.
Preferably either your spouse or lover or even your kids'.



What's the alternative from chopping trees?

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Eating lunch and going to lavatory.

Do dogs see ghosts?

They see them, but only by appointment.

Can dogs teleport?

Due to their lack of thumbs they cannot use phones.

Why are call centres so annoying?

Because they are tall enough to make the slam-dunk baskets without jumping.

If dogs had thumbs would we still call them dogs?

Only if they can play baseball well enough.

How do ghosts taste?

They taste like bedsheets full of feet sweat, textures no different from brittle paper, with ice cold orangey like flavor with a hint of spicy regret and possibly violence.


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It depends on the alcohol content. Some spirits are stronger than others.

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By licking things. The average human face will be licked by 8 ghosts every night while its owner sleeps.

What are mushrooms?