"I peed in the pool"

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"This was never the place I planned
For my vacation
So I just swim, drink in hand
For rehydration
I'm not a pool lover
I freeze when I get out
But I've rediscovered
One sweet sensation

I peed in the pool and I liked it
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it
I liked it

This pool's the best one I have tried
Nice diving board and slippery slide
But if you wind up by my side
You'd best start backstroking
'Cause oops I just did it again!

I peed in the pool for the glory
Of staking out my territory
I should get out but I cheated
Now it's not just solar-heated
Finding a john
Is much too hard
Don't see one in your backyard
I peed in your pool and I liked it
I liked it!"

One time when I was at a public pool, I had to go really bad and I almost didn't make it to the bathroom on time. Let's just say that swimming isn't really my thing anymore. I'm not talking pee, either. And I didn't like it.

When I went to a swimming pool with a friend, he encouraged me to pee in the water because he always did himself. I tried but I couldn't. I was really scared that something might be blocking my peeing system physically. So I had to go to the toilet to see if I could actually pee. In the toilet, I could pee with no problem. It must have been my mental inhibition that blocked my peeing system.

Some people also poo in the swimming pool. Swimming pools are public toilets. You don't even have to use paper to clean yourself because the water cleans you automatically.

One time I made my cousin laugh so hard he threw up in the pool.