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What should I do in case of fire?

Throw a few steaks on top and open the wine.

Do you think there should be a ThanksGetting?

No, thanks only make sense when they are undirected.

Will we go to Mars?

You and me?
Uh, I think we should take things slowly.
Maybe a movie first.


What is the best way to destroy the sun?

With a really long pressure washer

How do you cook lasagna?

With today's electric prices, I barbecue it.


How do you know good from evil?

I just know that I'm good

Why are peas so cute?

To lure you into a false sense of security before they attack. You must have heard of swarms of killer peas.



Where do wasps go in the winter?

People used to believe they sleep on the bottom of lakes but actually, they migrate to Africa.

Do fairies exist?

Yes. In a form of human nightly blankets. Therefore, fairies exists mostly with them for every night they spend themselves on the bed.

Everyone just doesn't know it, but fairies are not the creatures they'd imagined it to me portrayed by folk tales and media.


How much clock is too many clocks?

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Can never have too many clocks. Do you realise that if all the clocks in the world stopped, we'd all die instantly! Out of time!

Why do clocks tick?

Because ticks don't clock.

When were hugs invented?

Hugs were invented in the middle ages in Transylvania by vampires. Vampires grab hold of their victims and hold them close while biting their neck.

Why do some people dye their hair purple?

They try to cover gray hair with their natural color.

What is rain?

What isn't rain? The word rain covers a multitude of different things, from lizards to newspapers. The only thing they have in common is that they're all dry.

What is rice?

Rice is a sharp, pointed quill that grows on tree trunks.

What is a super moon?