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Radish
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06 Dec 2022, 12:42 pm

Smells of stale beer.


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06 Dec 2022, 1:02 pm

Reeks of compost


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06 Dec 2022, 2:03 pm

Is one of the feared lizard people & frequents the grounds of Buckingham palace, sacrificing small animals, offering their blood to the Gods.



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06 Dec 2022, 2:14 pm

Obviously guilty of trespassing on private property and spying on people.
Possibly a peeping Tom.


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06 Dec 2022, 3:18 pm

Keeps a cat called Tom and a mouse called Jerry.


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06 Dec 2022, 3:33 pm

Friends with every Tom, Dick and Harry.


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06 Dec 2022, 3:34 pm

On a first-name basis with every Tom, Dick and Harry.


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06 Dec 2022, 3:59 pm

Is best friends with Hairy Dick Tom.


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06 Dec 2022, 4:10 pm

Lizard piñata.

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I had a new Puerto Rican accountant at my old job. I had set up scan-to-email for him, as a gag the test picture I sent him was a piñata. :lol: "I'm not a Mexican!" I brought him to tears LOL. I like mildly offensive jokes.


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06 Dec 2022, 4:26 pm

Lives in the swamp & only emerges at Christmas to scare people.



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06 Dec 2022, 4:36 pm

Dressed for Halloween every day.


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06 Dec 2022, 4:43 pm

Is an April Fool.


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06 Dec 2022, 4:46 pm

Plain fool.


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06 Dec 2022, 4:56 pm

Your soul is an appalling dump-heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!



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06 Dec 2022, 5:01 pm

Lives miserable truths. :wink:

If you meant it, there is a lot of truth in that indeed.


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06 Dec 2022, 5:04 pm

Wouldn't know the truth if it sat up and bit him in the ass.


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