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DuckHairback
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30 Jan 2023, 3:07 pm

It's neither one thing nor the other.

What's the largest number you can think of?


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30 Jan 2023, 3:18 pm

0.7

How much beer can you drink during one evening?


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30 Jan 2023, 3:32 pm

It depends on the length of the evening.

What's the standard tuning of a guitar?


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30 Jan 2023, 3:33 pm

Really good.


What's the standard way to brush your teeth?



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30 Jan 2023, 3:51 pm

Absent mindedly.

What is the correct safe internal temperature for cooked chicken?


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30 Jan 2023, 4:33 pm

I haven't stuck any of myself inside a chicken to find out.

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30 Jan 2023, 5:09 pm

Yes. It was pretty hot. But my probe isn't accurate.


What is the best way to discourage a charity mugger?


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30 Jan 2023, 5:14 pm

Give him charity cups instead.


How does anaesthesia work?



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30 Jan 2023, 5:27 pm

She's here on a graduate visa.

How should I react when someone I like tells me they're marrying someone I don't like?


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31 Jan 2023, 6:30 am

You silently switch minds between the two.

Why are children annoying?


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31 Jan 2023, 8:38 am

They are practising to emulate their parents.

Why are there speed limits on roads?


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31 Jan 2023, 9:19 am

Because speed is a very dangerous drug, and it's difficult to inject into pavement.


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31 Jan 2023, 11:40 am

eat your peas, son.

What is a cravat?


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31 Jan 2023, 12:10 pm

A type of noose inflicted upon office workers.

What is a didgeridoo?


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31 Jan 2023, 12:19 pm

Anything can be a didgeridoo if you're brave enough.

Who is a boomer?


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31 Jan 2023, 12:34 pm

A boomer is one of those huge radio cassette players popular in the 80's than people carried around on their shoulders prior to walkmans.

What is a boner?


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