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asperion
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25 Feb 2007, 8:40 pm

I wish Osmiroid would go back to making decent calligraphy pens/ink again.



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25 Feb 2007, 10:06 pm

They do, but one of their pens magically grows to 10x it's normal size and impales you Dracula style.



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25 Feb 2007, 10:18 pm

I wish I could walk up walls and be invisible.



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25 Feb 2007, 10:29 pm

Allright, but then Freddy Cruger is the one that gives you both powers and you die impaled to an invisible spike on the ceiling.



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25 Feb 2007, 11:32 pm

I wish I was a cat.



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25 Feb 2007, 11:34 pm

You end up being Happycat, after he has run out of happy.



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25 Feb 2007, 11:38 pm

I wish i had wings really big wings.


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25 Feb 2007, 11:47 pm

You have them, but you can't fly with them.



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25 Feb 2007, 11:58 pm

Grante.... oh wait you didn't make a wish <_<

I wish i could fly


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26 Feb 2007, 12:03 am

Granted, but you fly into the sun.



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26 Feb 2007, 12:08 am

I wish for an A on the exams i'm getting back tommorow


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26 Feb 2007, 12:09 am

Raph522 wrote:
I wish for an A on the exams i'm getting back tommorow


You find out that you have an A, but you also find that you have herpes.



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26 Feb 2007, 12:15 am

ahayes wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
I wish for an A on the exams i'm getting back tommorow


You find out that you have an A, but you also find that you have herpes.

8O :( Then i wish i no longer had them


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26 Feb 2007, 12:19 am

Raph522 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
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I wish for an A on the exams i'm getting back tommorow


You find out that you have an A, but you also find that you have herpes.

8O :( Then i wish i no longer had them


You find that you actually have AIDS.



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26 Feb 2007, 8:07 pm

I wish I had a lifetime supply of smoked Gruyère cheese.



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26 Feb 2007, 9:57 pm

And you find out your lactose intolerant.

I wish I was irresistible to women.