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27 Aug 2009, 4:53 am

I'd become this dictator that'd take control of the world.
In order to make it a happier place.

Which will fail, obviously. Riots and such.



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27 Aug 2009, 7:38 am

I'd make a burrito so hot I couldn't eat it. :P


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27 Aug 2009, 7:47 am

I would transform every neuro typical into an army of aspie daleks , i would ressurect all extinct animals and allow them to co exist peacefully (without ecosystem pollution e.g rats vs dodo) and i would make every aspie girl look like georgia moffet and kristen bell


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29 Aug 2009, 3:03 pm

i would recon noah Image


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29 Aug 2009, 4:53 pm

I would make everyone have a built-in perfect understanding of grammar and erase all existing grammatical errors. Also, all sexist/racist/homophobic/ableist people into gay/disabled people/people of the race/sex they're prejudiced against. Rivers would be made of tomato juice and there would be chocolate plants. :D



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30 Aug 2009, 1:52 am

Build a spaceship and explore the galaxy. I'd never come back here. That's for sure.



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30 Aug 2009, 5:29 am

Dilbert wrote:
Build a spaceship and explore the galaxy. I'd never come back here. That's for sure.

Why would you need a spaceship when you're omnipotent? :P


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30 Aug 2009, 1:20 pm

Henriksson wrote:
Dilbert wrote:
Build a spaceship and explore the galaxy. I'd never come back here. That's for sure.

Why would you need a spaceship when you're omnipotent? :P

I thought about that. Spaceship would be more fun!



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30 Aug 2009, 1:36 pm

Henriksson wrote:
Why would you need a spaceship when you're omnipotent? :P


I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before. :D


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30 Aug 2009, 2:33 pm

Ambivalence wrote:
Henriksson wrote:
Why would you need a spaceship when you're omnipotent? :P


I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before. :D

Gah! ;) I knew what the link was going to be before I clicked on it. WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!! ! 8O



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30 Aug 2009, 4:45 pm

I would make all the tardigrades as big as bears and all the nematodes as big as snakes.



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11 Sep 2009, 6:07 am

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-Appearing in front of some chosen people, making them my prophets – I’d share with each of them a different version of the truth. Later, I’d be laughing my ass off for the next few centuries observing mortals slaughtering each other in my name because I’d keep the status of their goddess. And many centuries (or even millennia) later I’d appear in that theocratic world again only to explain it was just an innocent joke of mine and that it wasn’t my fault that they took it so seriously. :D :lol: (Observing results of my revelation again would keep me amused for many, many years afterwards :lol: ).



I’d create hell and put into it all people following any religion instead of following their very own spiritual path and looking down upon those who were doing otherwise. :lol:


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11 Sep 2009, 2:51 pm

I would make in incredibly dramatic display, with lava, lighting, evil beasties from doom, and lots of dramatic lighting, tell everybody that I AM GOD! and watch what happens, and get revenge on people I dont like (not death though, just severe embarrassment) I would then do all sort of ridiculous things since I would be immortal, such as swimming to the bottom of the maranus trench.. after getting bored of that I would make some rules... and eradicate every single chav!! ! and then just do lots of cool stuff, and order the constructon of some HUGE water features dedicated to me, then I would make neglands weather a little better.



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13 Sep 2009, 3:58 am

- Make myself into a higher dimensional being, and so able to see all possible outcomes of all universes.
- Find every instance of the universe with humans/similar with inter-universe travel (which would be inevitable in a universe of infinite possibility)
- Create such a method/device
- Turn myself back into how I am right now, armed with this device, able to take me to different realities, but without the boredom of endless power.

Kind of like sliders I guess :D



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13 Sep 2009, 5:36 am

Hmm... lots of stuff.

There's the taking over the world bit, turning the fictional characters I like into real people bit, getting rid of the people I hate bit....

Maybe I'd do some good, too, I guess. Heal people from cancer or whatever. Sometimes. Maybe.


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09 May 2011, 2:44 pm

I'd throw all my enemies from the past into the Lake of Fire :twisted:


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