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eudaimonia
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02 Feb 2011, 1:16 pm

..nuclear fusion? Mine is learning to...

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02 Feb 2011, 2:37 pm

... dance the Fandango, but ...

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02 Feb 2011, 3:08 pm

..it tripped and fell into a tub of garlic butter and I had to eat it!

BBBUUUURRRPPPP!! ! Umm..

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02 Feb 2011, 3:22 pm

...but later on, at the slug's memorial service, the celebrant opened by saying...

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02 Feb 2011, 3:40 pm

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! !!” as the doors to the chapel burst open!

A young slug enters and threatens me with a sword. He says, “My name is Inigo Slugtoya! You keel my father! PREPARE TO…”

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02 Feb 2011, 4:05 pm

...learn Latin...

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03 Feb 2011, 12:26 am

because you have a quiz tomorow. and i realized i need to buy...

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03 Feb 2011, 1:32 am

NcNbl wrote:

because you have a quiz tomorow. and i realized i need to buy...

A bottle of single malt Scotch to bribe the professor.
But when I went into the liquor store....

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03 Feb 2011, 1:38 am

i realized i'm in a hardware and decided to get...

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03 Feb 2011, 4:58 pm

...some planks of wood and a few nails, because I really need to build that ...

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03 Feb 2011, 6:06 pm

.... combination slug disco and...

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03 Feb 2011, 6:16 pm

techno trance while waiting for...

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03 Feb 2011, 6:56 pm

...the arrival of the band who will be playing: The Whistling Slugettes.
While waiting, I noticed that...

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04 Feb 2011, 12:18 am

...my nose are...

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04 Feb 2011, 9:41 am

Hmm. Two alternate routes, if you want to get picky about grammar (and of course, I do :roll: ):

Quote:

my nose is

...apparently growing a pair of legs and...

Quote:

my noses are

...drawing a small crowd of tourists with cameras who are...

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04 Feb 2011, 4:03 pm

trying to take a bunch of photos for some scandalous magazine which is...

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