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07 Nov 2006, 11:06 pm

Doctor NT was once caught semi-naked in the cellar with a rubber duckie, a toy sheep and four cans of tinned spaghetti.

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07 Nov 2006, 11:24 pm

Hans Asperger genetically engineered the first aspie under orders of Adolf Hitler in a failed attempt to create a perfect human... or should I say successful attempt?

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07 Nov 2006, 11:29 pm

hmmm....

alex is the ronald mcdonald clown!

bananas are really purple!

shadesofme has a thing for bob the llama!

hale_bopp is a moose!

the sky is made of orange juice!

tinky's a monkey!

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08 Nov 2006, 12:44 am

tinky wrote:

bananas are really purple!

Tinky stole that from me. This isn't just a random rumor. She really did. "Eat this purple banana."

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08 Nov 2006, 12:45 am

I was once a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.

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08 Nov 2006, 12:54 am

Bob the Llama gave me an extremely inaccurate calendar and forced me to use it.

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08 Nov 2006, 12:57 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:

One-winged-Angel got his dog pregnat...Shhh he's really half dog!

No I'm not. I'm half demon. At least I think so. There's really no other way to explain how my father is able to knock out dogs with his farts.

Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Llama Banana Priest got ShadesOfMe pregnant. ShadesOfMe already posted a picture of their daughter in another thread.

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08 Nov 2006, 1:32 am

Ahem. yes. He got me pregnant all right. and it didn't take much! Cockney_Rebel isn't really into Routemaster's she's into Beastmaster!

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08 Nov 2006, 3:37 am

Shades of Me is pregnant with Johnny Depp's lovechild.

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08 Nov 2006, 3:41 am

Xuincherguixe is a purple banana.

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08 Nov 2006, 4:33 am

Adolf Hitler was Satin dressed as a Man.

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08 Nov 2006, 2:27 pm

Weird Al Yankovic attempted to bribe the germans to knock down the berlin wall several times. Although the last time was when they finally accepted his bribe.

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08 Nov 2006, 3:07 pm

Santa is working on a new online store front that will allow kids to send him email requests, track the status of their orders and recieve their presents via fedex or dhl.

he expects to have it up and running by this christmas!

On a side note thousands of unemployed elves are invading the northeast.

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