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03 Oct 2018, 7:40 am

You couldn't hit a pigs arse with a banjo


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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard


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03 Oct 2018, 7:47 am

Never teach a pig to read, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.



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03 Oct 2018, 8:06 am

The nectar of the gods.



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03 Oct 2018, 9:32 am

Let the pig out of the bag

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03 Oct 2018, 9:36 am

Hit the panic button



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03 Oct 2018, 10:05 am

The jury is still out...



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04 Oct 2018, 4:13 am

in god we trust.



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04 Oct 2018, 6:07 am

a friend in need, is a penny well saved.



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04 Oct 2018, 7:10 pm

You reap what you sow.


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04 Oct 2018, 8:14 pm

all the news fit to print.



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04 Oct 2018, 8:29 pm

divide and conquer


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04 Oct 2018, 8:38 pm

just when you thought the news couldn't get any worse...



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04 Oct 2018, 8:41 pm

don't s**t where you eat (pardon) ... but that is the saying.



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04 Oct 2018, 8:43 pm

waste not want not
laugh now cry later



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04 Oct 2018, 8:44 pm

(pardon) as queer as a two dollar bill



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04 Oct 2018, 9:44 pm

[double pardon] indian giver