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09 Oct 2018, 1:48 am

Beyond the black stump.


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09 Oct 2018, 1:59 am

live and in living color



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09 Oct 2018, 3:03 am

Many a slip twixt the cup and the lip


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09 Oct 2018, 4:27 am

Fits like a fist in the eye (now this is a Finnish thing...)



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09 Oct 2018, 5:02 am

Fits like a finger in a bum (must be an Aussie thing?... :| )


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09 Oct 2018, 5:03 am

Going off like a frog in a sock.


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09 Oct 2018, 8:41 am

Now is the winter of our discontent.



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10 Oct 2018, 1:17 am

there are more things in heaven and earth, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.



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10 Oct 2018, 12:02 pm

auntblabby wrote:
the "rod" of discipline and not literally a stick or rod for inflicting corporal punishment. or so a biblical scholar explained it to me.


Maybe it's the same person who explained it to me. I once had someone tell me the exact same thing. :o


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11 Oct 2018, 11:01 am

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(pardon) as queer as a two dollar bill


In Canada we used to have two dollar bills. Now we have two dollar coins and we call them toonies, because our one dollar coin is nicknamed a loonie because it has a loon on it.

A *three* dollar bill or coin would be queer, as in odd or strange. :)



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11 Oct 2018, 11:16 am

Opinions are like a**holes, everybody’s got one.



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11 Oct 2018, 12:47 pm

Mad as a box of frogs.



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11 Oct 2018, 7:22 pm

You can lead a jackass to water but you cant make him drink


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11 Oct 2018, 11:03 pm

my bucket's got a hole in it.



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11 Oct 2018, 11:32 pm

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Its only funny until someone gets hurt then it's funny af

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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12 Oct 2018, 12:30 am

waste pot, want pot