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04 Feb 2011, 4:47 pm

… aggressively marketed to sinus-o-sexuals! I’m a nose-porn star! A rich businessman just offered me $1 million to…

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04 Feb 2011, 5:16 pm

...give him a nose job, but instead I ...

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04 Feb 2011, 8:29 pm

...grabbed the check for $1 million and ran out of the building ,across the padestrain's paths and onto a road with oncoming traffic.I spun around as a loud truck's horn blasted in my ears and to my horror I saw...

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04 Feb 2011, 9:40 pm

Leslie Nielsen running naked down the sidewalk carrying an AT-4 Rocket Launcher and a bucket of tapioca pudding. That is when I had to ask myself...

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04 Feb 2011, 10:49 pm

Isn't Leslie Nielsen dead?

OH MY GOD! Celebrity ZOMBIES!! !! !

Well, there's only one thing to do now...

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04 Feb 2011, 11:07 pm

...pick my nose while saying i am from..

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05 Feb 2011, 6:23 am

The land of Narnia which, happens in my clothing closet for...

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05 Feb 2011, 8:11 pm

...reasons which will become clear, just as soon as I've...

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05 Feb 2011, 11:24 pm

Cornflake wrote:

...reasons which will become clear, just as soon as I've...

sobered up...

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06 Feb 2011, 4:26 am

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sobered up...

and tell people i have lots of...

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06 Feb 2011, 8:11 am

NcNbl wrote:

and tell people i have lots of...

Money. And I will give money to any person who is willing to......

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06 Feb 2011, 8:21 am

give me money to give them to..
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