b9 wrote:
once when i was in town after litening to music, we were walking along the footpath to go to the car.
i saw an empty can of "jim beam rum & cola " sitting on the ground in an upright position near a wall.
i was in a frivolous mood so i ran and stamped my hard soled shoe heel onto the can to flatten it.
i slightly missed and my heel did not cover the drinking hole when my foot hit the can.
the can was not empty.
it had about 1/4 of the drink left in it.
it sprayed out of the hole and onto my face and shirt, and it was a soup of rum mixed with cockroach parts. there must have been 20 big dead cockroaches that drowned in that can, and the contents just burst out and i had legs and abdomens and all sorts of bit's sprayed on me.
i ran back to the night club and washed myself off in the restroom, and i did not wear my shirt again because i left it there.
i did not recover for a few days from that one. my friend had to drive my car that night.
HA HA HA HA HA!! !
Serves you right for your little street shenanigans.
That is sick....betcha there were about a trillion roach eggs in all those guts there, too.
B9 gets The WP Award for Grossest Bug Run-in (so far).
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