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06 Aug 2008, 11:02 am

And who can forget the 101 Dalmations episode -- "The Puppy Formerly Known as Prince" and Mr. Burns' song that is a sendup of "Be My Guest" --"See my loafers, former gophers . . . "

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06 Aug 2008, 11:15 am

MadAme wrote:

And who can forget the 101 Dalmations episode -- "The Puppy Formerly Known as Prince" and Mr. Burns' song that is a sendup of "Be My Guest" --"See my loafers, former gophers . . . "

See my vest from gorilla chest
See my sweater, it was authentic Irish Setter

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06 Aug 2008, 11:23 am

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." ~ Homer

That's probably my favorite "Simpsons" quote ever. I even have it on my Facebook account.

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06 Aug 2008, 3:40 pm

"I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!" - Ned Flanders, following his house's destruction.

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07 Aug 2008, 4:39 am

Homer: And what if we've picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!

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07 Aug 2008, 4:47 am

"Your carpeted floor feels good between my toes"

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07 Aug 2008, 4:48 am

LostInEmulation wrote:

Homer: And what if we've picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!

he has a good point there

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07 Aug 2008, 5:01 am

LostInEmulation wrote:

Homer: And what if we've picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!

oh, reminds me of my favorite quote in the whole Simpsons movie

HOMER (flipping through The Bible): This book doesn't have any answers!

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07 Aug 2008, 5:03 am

spider pig spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does...

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07 Aug 2008, 11:02 am

Homer: "Why, you little -- !" Hands around Bart's throat.
Marge: "Why, you big -- !" Hands around Homer's throat.

Or:

Homer: "Shut up!"
Marge: "You shut up!"
Homer: "You shut up!"
Marge: "You shut up!"
Bart: "Why don't you BOTH SHUT UP!! !! !"

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07 Aug 2008, 1:14 pm

Homer: "Wanna bite of my doughnut?"
Lisa: "No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?"
Homer: "This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit."

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Homer: "Apu, I'm returning a yogurt I wasn't completely satisfied with."
Apu: [opens the bag] "OH MY GOD! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby, and the baby puked, and the dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog! I'll give you any yogurt in the store just take that thing with you when you go!"

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07 Aug 2008, 2:35 pm

"Oh Lord, why do you hate my trains? - Reverend Lovejoy.

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07 Aug 2008, 3:35 pm

"Thank You Come Again." Apu

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07 Aug 2008, 10:16 pm

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08 Aug 2008, 1:53 am

Homer hits a deer:

Homer: Doh!

Marge: A deer!

Lisa: A female deer!

Homer answers the door to find aliens and says, "Oh, great. Mormons."

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08 Aug 2008, 2:00 pm

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos." - Homer.

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