What are your thoughts about UFO,s and Aliens.
You silly naive Earthings!
Your whole Solar System has been a protected game preserve in the interstellar empire of the Grays for centuries.
We Grays have a whole system of park rangers who manage your planet and 'tag' specimens of your species in order to monitor your migration patterns, mating patterns, health, parasites, and much else ( whadidya think 'alien abuctions' were?).
For a long time we were convinced that the dominant species on earth were cows, and that humans had been enslaved by cows (you devote a vast acreage of crop lands to feeding cows, alot of energy to transporting and housing them ). Thats why we Grays used to mutilate cattle back in the 1960's to figure it all out.
But in the 1970's (when we realized that cows were pampered by humans so that humans could EAT them) we had a major paradigm shift, and now focus on abducting, and putting implants into YOUR species instead. Although cows still fascinate us. But we dont mutilate humans like we did cows. We're more sensitive to the native wildlife than we used to be. We just beam you up- and prod and poke you- and then place you back in your nest so that you're --psychologically traumatized for life- but dont have physical scars.
Well...nobody is perfect!
Prof_Pretorius
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Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,520
Location: Hiding in the attic of the Arkham Library
Your whole Solar System has been a protected game preserve in the interstellar empire of the Grays for centuries.
We Grays have a whole system of park rangers who manage your planet and 'tag' specimens of your species in order to monitor your migration patterns, mating patterns, health, parasites, and much else ( whadidya think 'alien abuctions' were?).
For a long time we were convinced that the dominant species on earth were cows, and that humans had been enslaved by cows (you devote a vast acreage of crop lands to feeding cows, alot of energy to transporting and housing them ). Thats why we Grays used to mutilate cattle back in the 1960's to figure it all out.
But in the 1970's (when we realized that cows were pampered by humans so that humans could EAT them) we had a major paradigm shift, and now focus on abducting, and putting implants into YOUR species instead. Although cows still fascinate us. But we dont mutilate humans like we did cows. We're more sensitive to the native wildlife than we used to be. We just beam you up- and prod and poke you- and then place you back in your nest so that you're --psychologically traumatized for life- but dont have physical scars.
Well...nobody is perfect!
We ARE silly. You just proved that by typing all this gibberish.
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I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in what I cannot fear. I learn by going where I have to go. ~Theodore Roethke
Your whole Solar System has been a protected game preserve in the interstellar empire of the Grays for centuries.
We Grays have a whole system of park rangers who manage your planet and 'tag' specimens of your species in order to monitor your migration patterns, mating patterns, health, parasites, and much else ( whadidya think 'alien abuctions' were?).
For a long time we were convinced that the dominant species on earth were cows, and that humans had been enslaved by cows (you devote a vast acreage of crop lands to feeding cows, alot of energy to transporting and housing them ). Thats why we Grays used to mutilate cattle back in the 1960's to figure it all out.
But in the 1970's (when we realized that cows were pampered by humans so that humans could EAT them) we had a major paradigm shift, and now focus on abducting, and putting implants into YOUR species instead. Although cows still fascinate us. But we dont mutilate humans like we did cows. We're more sensitive to the native wildlife than we used to be. We just beam you up- and prod and poke you- and then place you back in your nest so that you're --psychologically traumatized for life- but dont have physical scars.
Well...nobody is perfect!
We ARE silly. You just proved that by typing all this gibberish.
That's EXACTLY what we Grays WANT you to believe!
You silly naive Earthling!
Prof_Pretorius
Veteran

Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,520
Location: Hiding in the attic of the Arkham Library
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