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30 Nov 2014, 9:22 pm

I just posted my list to Santa but as I don't have a chimney I left alternative delivery arrangements requesting I'd collect from his local delivery depot.

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30 Nov 2014, 11:15 pm

there is no such thing as a subjective reality. i see the world the exact same way a feral horse in mongolia would.

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01 Dec 2014, 12:13 am

I don't care anymore.

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01 Dec 2014, 12:34 am

It's my hologram posting this post.

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01 Dec 2014, 2:46 am

I am prepared for Supernatural ending someday.

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01 Dec 2014, 7:39 am

Frogs can't hop backwards.

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01 Dec 2014, 3:48 pm

I am blind.

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01 Dec 2014, 4:08 pm

.009" of lateral runout is perfectly acceptable for the ring gear of a Chevy Positraction differential. Ask me how I know!

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01 Dec 2014, 4:19 pm

I am deaf.

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01 Dec 2014, 6:35 pm

I just charged my mobile telephone by letting it inhale Smelling Salts.

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02 Dec 2014, 4:42 pm

Bad breath actually smells nice if you sniff it carefully.

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02 Dec 2014, 4:53 pm

And brushing your teeth actually causes them harm.

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03 Dec 2014, 1:58 pm

I have a very rare blood type called X.Y.T.

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03 Dec 2014, 4:37 pm

I detest anime. Don't even get me started on K-ON!

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03 Dec 2014, 4:44 pm

I am an expert on anime.

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04 Dec 2014, 10:14 pm

I love anime.

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