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kraftiekortie
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28 Sep 2018, 9:54 am

You can lead a boat to water-----but the water is so low that you wish you had a horse.



RESleight
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28 Sep 2018, 10:01 am

As cool as a celery.



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28 Sep 2018, 10:13 am

You put the ass before the horse......



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28 Sep 2018, 7:30 pm

In the cat house.



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28 Sep 2018, 7:49 pm

A penny saved is a penny thrown away.



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28 Sep 2018, 8:50 pm

A bird in the hand can be awfully messy.



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28 Sep 2018, 8:55 pm

A bird in the hand is too tame to hang out with the birds in the bush.



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28 Sep 2018, 10:50 pm

como chocolat por mierde



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28 Sep 2018, 11:13 pm

You can't lead a horse to water, but you can make it bloody wish it had (army saying)



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28 Sep 2018, 11:24 pm

do onto others first



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29 Sep 2018, 9:15 am

You can’t get Kool-Aid from a turnip.



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29 Sep 2018, 9:26 am

Steal someone's lightning.



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29 Sep 2018, 10:53 am

If you can’t take the heat, turn down the thermostat.



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29 Sep 2018, 10:54 am

Son of a water gun.



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29 Sep 2018, 11:06 am

Paddle someone else’s canoe.



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29 Sep 2018, 11:08 am

Take a short walk off a long pier.