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mjs82
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15 Jan 2006, 9:55 am

Are you prepare to tell the lie... the whole lie... and nothing but the lie so help you Sock?

I am.



Lie#1:

"There is actual chicken in Chicken McNuggets"

Lie#2:

"Colonel Sanders ashes aren't the 11th Secret Herb & Spice"

Lie#3:

"Most coffee beans are not formerly the excrement of insects."



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15 Jan 2006, 10:10 am

The Roswell incident was just a weather balloon. :wink:



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15 Jan 2006, 10:11 am

Earth is flat.


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15 Jan 2006, 10:14 am

I am a very nice, but really innocent and naeive, person.

Also, I do really know how to spell naeive. That's how you spell it.



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15 Jan 2006, 10:47 am

kevv729 wrote:
Earth is flat.


That's a lie. How can the Earth be hollow if it's flat?



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15 Jan 2006, 10:50 am

Sean wrote:
The Roswell incident was just a weather balloon. :wink:


you're mad! the weather balloon was just a patsy! it was really a runaway float from the 4th July parade in Roswell.



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15 Jan 2006, 11:13 am

This thread is going to spawn a lot fo intelligent conversation.



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15 Jan 2006, 11:50 am

It's not a weighted blanket. 'Cos that would be pretty weird, right? So, um, no... it's just a really big paperweight.
*crawls back under really big paperweight*



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15 Jan 2006, 11:55 am

Everything on the internet is true. Including everything in this thread



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15 Jan 2006, 12:29 pm

I'm wearing pants!


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15 Jan 2006, 1:31 pm

CRACK wrote:
Everything on the internet is true. Including everything in this thread


Hmm. To get this into this thread, I'm going to have to say that, on asking an over-keen teenager how he knew the worlds of information on the internet provided *good* information, he did NOT say "But nobody would put anything that isn't true on the INTERNET!"

And I didn't hear the innocent tones of utter belief and enthusiasm, either.



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15 Jan 2006, 1:40 pm

I'm normal.
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15 Jan 2006, 4:01 pm

Nomaken wrote:
I'm wearing pants!


I think that was totally inappropriate and completely NOT funny.

And by the addition of fine print I absolutely do not want to negate any thoughts you might have which would assume that that was not a lie and was an incongruous protest instead of another lie. Nope. I'm really, really offended. Very sincerely, horribly, awfully offended. Yup.



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15 Jan 2006, 7:32 pm

We all live on the Right Planet.


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15 Jan 2006, 8:42 pm

I got a raise today!



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15 Jan 2006, 8:43 pm

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