Your Favourite Simpsons Quotes

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Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.

"Doh!"

"Mmmm...Burgers"

Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.
To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute

i don't remember the exact quote but...

Ralph Wiggum: He doesn't let me go into the deep end of the sandbox...that's where leprachaun lives, he tells me to burn things.

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
[thinks]
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

you'd probably have to see the episode to get it...

(homer digging in his pocket looking for a peanut, finds $20 bill instead)

Homer: $20 dollars! I wanted a peanut.
(zoom camera in near homers brain)
Homer's Brain: $20 can buy many peanuts
(zoom back to homer)
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Donuts, what can't they do?

I am so smart, I am so smart, 's' 'm' 'r' 't' I mean 's' 'm' 'a' 'r' 't'.

Press any key... Where's the any key?

Excellent.

"Dental plan"
"Lisa need braces"
"Dental plan"
"Lisa need braces"
"Dental plan"
"Lisa need braces"
"Dental plan"
"Lisa need braces"

lol @ tat last one!!

bar lisa and homer are asking marge what fun she ever has and she says.... welll..... chopping celery is fun!! (and then as she makes each slice of celery she makes a grunting sound lol)

Operator, Gimme the number to 911!! !



Classic quote.

Hidely-ho, neighbourino!

Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Homer "mmmmmm....forbiden donut."

Homer, Bart, and Marge towards lisa "You don't win friends with salad, You don't win friends with salad, You don't win friends with salad...."

Ralph wiggum "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Raplh wiggum: "Mrs krabappel, my worm fell in my mouth and I swallowed it, can I have a new one?"
Mrs Krabappel: "No ralph, go to sleep"
Ralph: "yaay, sleep is where i become a viking"