What if you were a giant?

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What do you think you would do if you suddenly grew 100 feet taller?

I would take the right boots.

I'd crumple over in some horrible way as my skeleton failed, or overheat due to a sudden volume/skin area mismatch, or be paralysed due to muscles not being scaleable like that.

...but if I found myself strangely upright and mobile, I'd go on a very limited rampage, and throw this into the sea.

Why, I'd steal a fleet, naturally

Perhaps I'm being too nice, but I'd use my new giant-ness to help people.

Giants are evil, and so if I was a giant lots of people would be dead before my own death.

during the night, when nobody can get hurt (also no classroom pets -- poor gerbils!) i will step in choice places. the choicest of places. i will also find large print books and flick at things. it might be cold. i don't think i want to be 100 feet tall. do they make blankets and clothes that big? i could adapt myself for the ocean... that would be neat and compensate for my increased mass. fun!

If I was a giant, I would create an operating system that can work on a 486 and doesn't crash

I'd ask people to wire this up [LINK]

I would be a walking menace because I'm so clumsy. I do enough damage at my small size.

trip, fall hurt others instead of just myself

Whatever I wanted to at a given moment.
Considering the size, probably eat. A lot.

I can't picture being a giant and not living in a happy, magical place far away. So if that didn't happen I'd just kill myself.

I would run away to go live in the mountains before the army killed/ captured me.

That's like, 10 stories..
I'm trying to imagine how big my feet would be, to judge how worried I should be about accidentally stepping on small animals. XD;;;;;;;
Also, I'd climb around the city like a jungle gym.